This is a fetish thread. (No it isn't)

ROTMG is a bullet hell MMORPG. Go play it.

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It's also on Steam but it's 1000x broken there.

What you do in this game is grind for mass level 20 gear then mock your friends while bragging about your maxed Def.

And there's also this permadeath thing that makes you cry for an entire night because of your shiny level 20 knight with maxed Def that just died because your little brother unplugged your keyboard.

You can also sell potions to dumb people for money. And then buy a mobile phone with it. No kidding.

It's 8bit so 40 year olds get emotionally changed when playing this.

Also it has a great community that drops items in the Nexus you can take and run away with a big grin in your soul because you got that robe you always wanted. Then minutes later you go to the Godlands grind and find a better robe.

There is that massive blast of manly tears that damages your keyboard when you drop items worth 300 status potions and then sell it for a week of pizza stock. Garlic pizza. Everyone loves garlic pizza, dammit. Don't waste your garlic pizza, just saying, you can buy a stock of pizza and sell it for some robe with foreign name that adds up to your virtual character, which dies 5 minutes later killed in the Godlands because you dared fight 5 Medusas at once. And then you cry on your pillow and have to buy a new pillow.

That's basically it, but instead of unicorns they put walking trees in it which sucks. However walking trees drop status potions so that isn't really a problem and you can still buy pizza with it.

*Edit: Now there are unicorns and mindfuck teleporting bosses. Shit just got real, my fingers are bleeding.