Klonoadp's Random Question Time ◕ ‿ ◕

Conquer of course!
Nothing is better than death in the morning.
And I'm not talking about roadkill deer.

I would like for my truck to grow a beard so we can use it to make clothes for all the people my house conquered while I was playing strategy games in it where she got the idea in the first place.

EDIT: Oops, read house instead of horse.

truck driver

First option. Wielding mithril bearded axe!

Having a horse with an epic beard

Chuck Norris

Truck driver.
I'm more of the adventurous type.

Infernotoni and 3Viper13 got the keys.

Still is a good philosophic question.

Horse is better, truck is too unchangeable.

Received Rig'n'Roll from Klonoadp. Many thanks.
The truck will have to wait in the garage today unfortunatelly...more work :( (someone rich marry me :D , I need more free time )

Why not both?

Conquer lands... As a truck driver... With a horse... That has a beard.