All at once! (Hints added)

It's not possible imagine a new color! Try it :D
Happy cakeday!

Haha, heck yes! Comeback soon, i'll be reserving my vote for you Mr President!

The most simple, basic, boring at first glance sandwich recipe. But its so so good and accessible. Also, I LOVE Kenji

Fun fact about him, his full name is Kenji Lopez-Alt. But he calls his secondary yotube channel as Kenji Lopez-Main. What an adorable goof right!? 😂

Good luck in the army. It was normal in my country to go to army as a man when you were 18+ for 9 months. It is as scary or as funny experience as you make it yourself to be :) A good tip is to make sure that when you are on the shooting range you shoot at your own target. Some other guy that was in the army with me mistaken the targets and it got all funny as his target was 0 hits but he did shot 6 times and mine was 9 hits but I did shot only 6 times. I guess my target is super dead now and yours has killed you.

Good thing is - after you are back form the army you will have time to read Exodus: The Archimedes Engine and then play Exodus Become The Traveler :)

Since you like SAW music why not something SAW related from me? :D
A few years back this meme format was floating around the internet and I decided to make my own version of it,
haven't shown it to anyone before so hopefully you'll like it :) Maybe it was worth keeping it all these years.

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Happy cake day! I liked your puzzles. I wish you good luck for your mandatory military time. Don't kill anyone, including yourself!

And always keep in mind: scent is corporeal. If you smell poop, it's already all over you and in your mouth and nose. You're basically bathing in it.

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Well, let me write you a recipe for Tofu Tacos I tried lately and can really recommend ^^

Ingredients:

• 1 firm tofu (so around 200g, enough for 4 tacos)
• 2 Tbsp of soy sauce
• 1 Tbsp of oil
• 2 Tsp of cumin
• 1 Tsp of paprika
• 1 onion
• 3 cloves of garlic
• 2 Tbsp tomato paste
• A bit of pineapple juice (recipe stated 80 ml, I just added until the texture was nice :D)

Sauce ingredients:

• parsley or cilantro (like a handful)
• 2 cloves of garlic
• 4 Tbsp of yoghurt
• 4 Tbsp of mayo
• Lemon juice (half a lemon should be enough)
• 1 tsp of cumin
• 1 tsp of agave (I used honey and it also worked nice)

Recipe:
Pat dry the tofu a bit to get the water out (I usually use paper towel, kitchen one will work too of course) and then shred it with a grater. And soy souce, oil, cumin, paprika and some salt and mix evenly. Then put it on a baking tray and put into the oven for 30 mins in 175 C (or 350 F, if you use that one ^^).
While it bakes, you can make a sauce! Literally throw everything from sauce ingredients section into a blender and Voila! Delicious sauce is done. I used hand blender for that, which also kinda worked, but normal blender would be better for that.
After that, fry onion and garlic for few minutes, add some more cumin and paprika (you can add some chili too), put in tomato paste and pineapple juice, let it bubble for a moment and then throw in baked tofu. The main part is done!

Then just take taco shells, fill with tofu, add whatever fill you like (I used some fresh tomatoes and a bit of salad), pour the souce on it and enjoy!

anything

and happy Cakeday!

I was a conscript back in the day. It was an horrible experience which shown me how bad any human being (not all) can be when they think they have a bit more of power than you, specially other people around them. I survived the veterans for half a year, but then as a veteran I didn't do a single thing to noobs. In short: be careful with unknowers until you see they're not dickheads. Trivia: I did 366 days of conscription; leap year, how lucky I was.

But why?

So I thought about what to say and decided that I would take it all at once. First, check out this site if you haven't already, I think this is the funniest site I've found to kill a lot of time https://neal.fun/ Now this a joke The old man caught a goldfish.- Let me go, elder, I will grant three wishes!

• Get hurt! - said the old man.
  And the poor fish got sick, never fulfilling the other two wishes.
  A short story from my life, almost every time I went on trips with my parents, either to the sea or somewhere else, acetone constantly appeared and from the rest I began to have a nightmare with nausea and fever, I don’t understand why this happened. But maybe someone has something similar? just would like to know.
  Oh and what's your favorite game? mine is undertale, perhaps it will remain in my soul for the rest of my life, I’ve watched so many comics based on it, everyone can find themselves in it, despite the visual repulsive style, it’s not at all like a visual novel. Also an equally important game is roguelike The binding Isaac, this is the first game of this genre that I played and it turned out to be the best among all that I played; everything in it is excellent, from the steam workshop to the plot and replayability, you can literally do a million experiments in it and even after hundreds of hours find something new, this game introduced me to the bible lol and long before I started playing it even before all these DLC and so on I watched it on YouTube and even then I already loved it very much this is literally the first game I installed for a friend when he got a PC and taught him from scratch lol. In general, anyone who has never tried it, I highly recommend playing it and delving into it, so much content to absorb this something. In general, I have a lot of other games that are good in their own way, even though I haven’t played them for so long, for example, Supraland doesn’t seem to be a very well-known game, but it’s a masterpiece, they mixed a lot of genres and it turned out to be a piece of cake. I'm a pretty boring dude but I put my soul into this comment I hope you liked it. O and check this sound from isaac i think the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6wHjHNBYbU&list=PLPpTXcF9ljZa1MQNNplzyUbd4DL4rDKnL&index=4&ab_channel=TFX
  But also you can check other brutal music and maybe you liked it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdh6TINr7CI&list=PLPpTXcF9ljZa1MQNNplzyUbd4DL4rDKnL&index=7&ab_channel=AlbijanDLuffy
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-05rk4_E6Q&list=PLPpTXcF9ljZa1MQNNplzyUbd4DL4rDKnL&index=1&ab_channel=Aquanixbeats
  Happy cake day!!

Have you ever heard of CyberChef? It’s this oddly useful tool that lets you mess around with text and files in ways you didn’t even know were possible. You can decode random stuff, find hidden messages, encrypt things, or even hide giveaway codes.

It’s super easy to use; just drag and drop different actions together, and suddenly you’re cracking codes, turning gibberish into readable text, or stashing secret messages like some kind of digital treasure hunt.

Miss the unique charm of the early internet? Check out Neocities, it brings back the quirky creative spirit of the 90s web:

• https://neocities.org/browse

Tired of wading through the same generic, ad-cluttered, SEO-boosted articles and irrelevant social media posts every time you search online? Give these alternative search engines a try, they focus on simpler lesser-known websites:

• https://wiby.me/
• https://marginalia-search.com/

If you don't add me, i'll make sure to cast an ancient curse on your household, causing all your milk to turn sour for the rest of eternity.

I propose you a challenge. roll a dice if it comes out 6 you put me in. I trust you so you can also cheat. have a good day :)

Majority of the gamblers quit right before the jackpot. Remember that.

(xkcd)

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Did you know that you only have to remove 6 letters from the word soldier and then add 6 letters to make the word cakeday? That must mean something, right?

Have you heard about SGM? It's Steamgifts' very own gaming magazine! Our latest issue came out last week, and it keeps growing little by little.
I consider SGM to be a fun fact, and as part of the community that won't let it die no matter what (we had a scare last year), I always want more people to hear about it~

The minecraft creeper, the now iconic "face" of the game was actually designed by accident. The original creeper was a a mis-coded pig that ended up shaped like a creeper so they kept the design and just reskinned it with a green color and the now famous creeper face.

I always felt they should pay homage to this in the game by letting you revert it back to its original "abomination" look the same way you can change creatures via lightning or nametags. Since lightning changes a creeper already (into a charged creeper) then maybe nametagging them "piggy" or something could be used instead. Much like how you name a sheep with the Jeb tag and it becomes a rainbow sheep or tagging a mob with the Dinnerbone tag makes when flip upside down.

It feels like its been years since the game added such easter eggs and we're due for a new one.

As a cakeday gift (and whitelist application), I give you a hidden giveaway! add the numbers, invert the cases!
Cake to share:
(4+5)WcFp

Happy cakeday! :)

01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000
01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000
01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01111001
01100011 01100001 01101011 01100101 01100100 01100001 01111001
01011000 01000100
:)

I'm Japanese, but I love the following story.
*Sorry if the translation is bad.

80,000 Blondes Gather Together

At the Kansas City Chiefs’ stadium, the “Blondes Are Not Stupid” World Convention was held, gathering 80,000 blondes from all over the country.

The chairman of the event took the microphone and spoke:

"Today, we have gathered here to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Now, would anyone like to come up on stage?"

A blonde girl hesitantly stepped forward from the crowd and climbed onto the stage.
The chairman then asked her a question.

"What is 15 + 15?"

The blonde thought for 10 or 20 seconds before answering:

"Eighteen."

The 80,000 blondes in the stadium were visibly disappointed, but they quickly started cheering:

"One more time! One more time! One more time!"

Encouraged by the enthusiasm, the chairman spoke again.

"We have worked tirelessly to bring together all 80,000 of you here today. The world’s newspapers and TV stations are covering this event. So, I think we should give her another chance."

Then he asked another question.

"What is 5 + 5?"

This time, the blonde thought for nearly 30 seconds before answering:

"Ninety."

The chairman sighed deeply, looking troubled. The atmosphere in the stadium grew heavy, and to make matters worse, the blonde started to cry.

However, upon seeing this, the 80,000 blondes began waving their hands enthusiastically and shouting:

"One more time! One more time!"

Worried that things were getting out of control, the chairman hesitated for a moment but finally said:

"OK! OK! Just one more time… What is 2 + 2?"

The blonde closed her eyes, thought for a full minute, and then answered:

"Four?"

The stadium erupted into chaos. The 80,000 blondes leaped to their feet, waving their hands wildly.
They stomped their feet and chanted in unison:

"One more time! One more time! One more time!"