First things first!

Gravity Badgers - 1J2LY-RHY37-Y8NUI-7F21N-FH3MA

BasketBelle - 3MQ82-K7YL6-I30DX-NYKAU-TB66U

POP: Methodology Experiment One - U66V0-IVBHJ-ROPJ7-6SWC1-H5OQ7

Please comment if you used one.

And now, i received an email with a beta key to participate in Elder Scrolls Online Beta stress Text From Friday, February 7th at 12:00PM EST, until Monday, February 10th at 11:59PM EST. I don’t know how many people got it, but since they want to break some record, i think that basically anyone who registered their account on site prior to announcement got acces to it. If you missed out and want in, write the shortest joke you know by tonight. I’ll pick one user after 24 hours since making the thread, add him on steam and send him beta code along with instructions.

Edit: Closing the thread, choosinh Nytro as winner.

10 years ago*

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thanks for the desura keys, got all three :D

first time in my life i actually ninjad something

10 years ago
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gj selfish ninja :D

10 years ago
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wow, that must be some kind of lifetime achievement

10 years ago
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oh comon :(((((

10 years ago
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

10 years ago
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:D:D:D if this is shortest one, i gotta know what’s the longest one you know ;-)

10 years ago
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grats JoneSS, at least you didn't make us try them :P
Thanks kubgo for the keys and the Elder Scrolls invite, I'll pass on the latter, not a big fan :).

10 years ago
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np, and it’s kubqo....i have this f*ckin’ problem almost on every forum...

10 years ago
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haha, you have my sincere apologies for the misspelling :)

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3 terrorists are talking in a bar.

1st: We are gonna kill 10,000 people and a donkey

2nd: Why a donkey?

3rd (to 1st): See, I told you, nobody will care for the 10,000 people.

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"write the shortest joke you know by tonight."

Your D!ck :P

hahahahahahaha apologies I know thats so immature but I just had to say it. Also I already have a beta key for Elders scrolls as well so I guess that disqualifies me. Cheers for the keys though, and congrats on the person who got them.

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made me chuckle nevertheless

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yep ;-)

10 years ago
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I heard something about Desura keys?
Thought so...
SNTCU-D4WEC-XYGCR-RLW9H-8Y7XL
OE7W4-QWCTZ-CLHFO-VTX24-NRDS8

10 years ago
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Thanks, took the 2nd. Didn't try the 1st one.

10 years ago
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BasketBelle for me. Thanks!!!!

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The beta is gigantic

10 years ago
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oh my freakin god! that is...i dont even...

10 years ago
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Cubicity - 19WVZ-A9SM2-O7SB2-LMAGQ-DRK00

10 years ago
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Got this one, thank you!

10 years ago
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np

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What is brown and sticky? A stick xD

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NSA

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Having ninjaed one, it's only right I give back something!
Here you go, guys and gals:
One Finger Death Punch
Desura
IPS10-FSXPW-SNE7A-HQGK6-S56YQ
Battlegroup
Desura Game Key L215V-QCIEY-KYKF6-3R35A-3GXIK

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thank you

10 years ago
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If a fly has no wings is it called a walk?

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I like my water like I like my grass. Green.

think of pH and universal indicator

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daaamn, i had to think really hard to get this one, also had to take out my old periodic table with al these stuf on it :D

10 years ago
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Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.

:D Thanks for the chance, Hope you giggled atleast.

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that is so stupidly funny :D

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Closed 10 years ago by kubqo.