Wow.You Will Not Believe This!

Give him the speech Liam Neeson used in Taken, when he was on the phone with the captors.

Kill it, skin it, boil it, eat it.

I don't believe you.

I knew Max was somewhere out there..

kill him make dinner for yourself :)

Hug the rabbit.

Eat him...that makes you strong...

Read and watch Watership Down. Then weep copius tears for what you have realised the Rabbit must be going through.

I think you can find the whole Watership Down film on Youtube.

Marry him... Or her... IDK

Build an enclosure around the rabbit.
Go to a pet store.
Buy another rabbit.
Put it in the enclosure with the first rabbit.
Add food.
Add sexy music.
Expand enclosure while they copulate.
Keep doing this until they have reached a reproduction rate you can just manage to keep track of.
Start a rabbit selling business with your infinitely repopulating rabbit enclosure.
Make enough money to get employers to take over your work.
Get infinite money doing nothing.

Alternatively, you can do as said above with the infinite rabbits and just take over the world, but you and your rabbit army would have to eat your own soldiers to keep the rabbits from expanding beyond control and eating you and everything else before turning on each other...

Lots of good suggestions so far.I thought I would post an update.The rabbit is now in my yard.Not sure when it moved.It seems to like it here though.

if it's young rabbit and you touched it, basically you killed it

Thats just my brother... Im sure its perfectly safe. Just dont turn your back on him...

suicide.

Use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Pull the pin then count to 3, no more, no less. Then throw the Holy Hand Grenade at thine foe, whom not being in thine sight, shall snuff it.

/shortened version

Rabbits scare you? You don't get out much do you?

Eat it, raw and wriggling. With compliments of course.

Close your blinds and play games

are u alone ? is it a withe rabbit ? if so then man u are domed .. runn

I believe it

Hope it wasn't trevor. That dude knows kung-fu.

Follow it !

wow that puzzle was hard!