Wow.You Will Not Believe This!

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So I glanced out my front window.Blinds closed.And saw a dark spot outside.I opened the front door.And what else did I see but a rabbit.Lying there in the middle of my driveway.What should I do.I could really use suggestions.Rabbits scare me.

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51 Comments

DereckShiller

Give him the speech Liam Neeson used in Taken, when he was on the phone with the captors.

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Solidwtf2

I second this. We all know rabbits are just russian kidnappers in disguise.

13 years ago

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vectoral

Who for some reason kidnap American girls rather than eastern European girls, despite it not really making any sense in terms of risks involved. That movie was silly...

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Solidwtf2

Shhhhh the rabbits will know you have insulted them! Quickly hide under this pile of gifts!

13 years ago

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MarvelousMax

Its on tv now. My parents are watching it! COINCIDENCE

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DereckShiller

Nope. I'm psychic. Now give me a thousand dollars and I'll talk with your TV. Remotely, of course.

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Talisker

Kill it, skin it, boil it, eat it.

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Detnom

Thats not a bad idea.I have eaten rabbit before.It was yummy.

13 years ago

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Pur3Bolt

Someone should do that to you -_-

13 years ago

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Farseer

hippie

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thejadefalcon

Seriously? You've never heard of people eating rabbits? I eat them all the time. It's not like we're running out of them. Your response was either the world's stupidest joke or really uncalled for. Take your pick.

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Nayenezgani

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

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Detnom

<3 Have not heard that in forever.

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PPG113

potato?

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adderke

what's rabbit, precious?

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Pl0w

I don't believe you.

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Zagnaphein

I knew Max was somewhere out there..

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Detnom

Omg.I love it.I must get started right away!

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lashatatu

kill him make dinner for yourself :)

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madnessnewb

LOL

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Souledas

:D guys ur crazy

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Celdiruen

Hug the rabbit.

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diabLo2k5

Eat him...that makes you strong...

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shadowblade34

Read and watch Watership Down. Then weep copius tears for what you have realised the Rabbit must be going through.

I think you can find the whole Watership Down film on Youtube.

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funymunky

This. After reading that book, I can never look at animals the same.

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Wh1teD

Marry him... Or her... IDK

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keffertjuh

Build an enclosure around the rabbit.
Go to a pet store.
Buy another rabbit.
Put it in the enclosure with the first rabbit.
Add food.
Add sexy music.
Expand enclosure while they copulate.
Keep doing this until they have reached a reproduction rate you can just manage to keep track of.
Start a rabbit selling business with your infinitely repopulating rabbit enclosure.
Make enough money to get employers to take over your work.
Get infinite money doing nothing.

Alternatively, you can do as said above with the infinite rabbits and just take over the world, but you and your rabbit army would have to eat your own soldiers to keep the rabbits from expanding beyond control and eating you and everything else before turning on each other...

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Detnom

Lots of good suggestions so far.I thought I would post an update.The rabbit is now in my yard.Not sure when it moved.It seems to like it here though.

13 years ago

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DereckShiller

It knows. None of you are safe.

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3ivydas

if it's young rabbit and you touched it, basically you killed it

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Detnom

Nope.Adult rabbit.I have not touched it yet.

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PPG113

Thats just my brother... Im sure its perfectly safe. Just dont turn your back on him...

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3ivydas

:DDDD

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Solidwtf2

Don't blink?

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bubblestheadventurer

:O Doctor Who reference :D

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painman01

suicide.

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adderke

Oh please, don't show off pictures of bad movies... At leat show one of the original disney movie!

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Incog

Use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Pull the pin then count to 3, no more, no less. Then throw the Holy Hand Grenade at thine foe, whom not being in thine sight, shall snuff it.

/shortened version

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AvidWriter

Rabbits scare you? You don't get out much do you?

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Detnom

Ever since I saw this rabbits have scared me.I wish I could help it.

13 years ago