Level 10

So I was finally able to enter the super cool kids club as a result of my hard work and mom's credit card, we're now living on the streets but at least I can be as cool as the grown ups.

When I first discovered this site I was planning on becoming the greatest leech that this site had seen. It was a very carefully calculated plan but I am bad at math. Don't ever hire me to plan your small little party for friends, I'd get Bradd Pitt to emerge from the cake wearing a thong and dancing wildly. Now that I think about it it doesn't sound too bad, hire me and I'll make it happen.

Obligatory choo choo thingy. All of them are level 5.
Walking Dead 2
Batman Arkham City GOTY

What is this? Did you know that we share DNA with bananas? You could say that we're bananas. Also monkeys. Monkeys and bananas. I feel there's a weird joke in there from evolution. Maybe it's true when they say you are what you eat. We were monkeys, ate bananas and became the banana.