English language mistakes [Puzzle with GA prize] [GA ended]

Final bump for solved, great one, thanks for helping me improve my english! :)

bump for solved

Bump for a quiz I'm actually equipped to solve.

For some reason, I find it hard to type "schedule."

Non-native bump here :)

Ah, bump for solved! 3 and 13 were the hardest ones, at least for me ^^'

bumpitus for solved at last. xD

Bump!

bump for salved!

wow that was harder than expected!

English is not my native language.

Stuck on 16 :/

Bump for solved a nice puzzle!

Me Americano. Me speak english very gut and eat burger all time! Me fap....ehh, bump the talk of you and you get one place on top. Capisci?

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Bump

13/16 in progress... Yay done ^^
10/10 for a test at weekend XD

Bump for solved! One of the very few puzzles I actually bothered to finish. Great job!

Bumpity for solved!

Thanks for the puzzle :) Solved!

Yayayay!!! :D

Took a while but finally solved it, thanks for the puzzle and giveaway :)

Bump for solved! Thank you vary much. :D

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Yeah, thanks to google :3

Solved!. Thanks for English Puzzle!