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Reviews for the most part are already a joke in the first place. If you want clarification I can explain but just look at any game and try to find reviews that are detailed and have visible effort put into them. It's rare. The truth is this : ANYONE can post a review and the amount of shitty(ironically or unironically) reviews out there for all types of games is massive.

You and 400 people upvoted this review should be banned from posting reviews on steam.

322 of 408 people marked that as useful. Well, the problem is that not that cancerous 'review'

Relax, steam support is total shit:
No help, scammers defend (include "devs"), and users ignore.

Cookies... how can anyone say no to cookies?!

But, now... If it was a recipe for spam, now THAT would be spam!

Homemade Spam Recipe here!

I chuckled.
I mean, the first time I saw a recipe posted as a review, years ago. Now, thousands of these witty japes later, no more chuckles going 'round.

Eh, I got banned for posting this showing overwatch was right above paladins. But it's nice to see that valve actually does have quality control for reviews, even if they are shit.

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Maybe you should have posted a recipe for a useful game review instead.

Ingredients:
1 talk about the game itself
2 discuss what's good or bad about it, ideally both
3 say what went wrong if a game that used to be good started to suck

Directions:
Toss anything that's just a meme.

Wow you sure lured out the review police there!

This has nothing to do with the game you are supposed to review. Downvoted as well. Stop trolling and promoting it. Other people will think it's normal which it isn't. Deserves the ban.