Best Short Reviews that Were Never Written

I don't mean to put my foot in the door and step on your toes here, but seeing as you haven't taken the time to do the legwork for a thorough review, I thought I'd step in and fill your shoes. I haven't played much of the game, but enough to get my feet wet. It's fun and the action is enough to keep you on your toes, to boot. The developers have made a big step in the right direction, and you could say it's the first leg of a long journey towards even better games, although they really started on the right foot already. The game's Achilles’ heel is that repeatedly kicking the bucket on some of these levels becomes frustrating, and more than once a bad move made me shoot myself in the foot - However, I'll keep both feet on the ground and say it is possible to beat with some practice.

The game isn't too expensive and you could sell some trading cards to foot the bill, and I'm not just pulling your leg. Unfortunately, due to very few players, I feel the game is already one foot in the grave. I doubt the developers will pull the rug under our feet though, as they may need the good reputation when they kickstart their next game.

Disclaimer: I haven't actually played this game. Also, this took me 20 minutes to write. What am I doing with my life.

Next contender coming right up https://store.steampowered.com/app/219740/Dont_Starve/ (www. Got eaten)
I've been waiting in line so long for this game, I nearly ran out food and water. And all those DLCs too, what am I supposed to tell my family about where our savings went with famine in their eyes? They can't even stomach looking at me anymore.