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I've been sending out a bunch of applications for jobs, and got a voicemail to my (unused) Google Voice number; figuring it might be online somewhere, I got up early and went to check. When I did, here's what I saw (using Google's auto-transcription, because it's funnier):
"Hey, REDACTED(not my name). What's up? It's me. REDACTED. The only I was just talking to me right now Davis. Hey, let me know if you want to get high so I can I came up on like half hour. I live like right behind sonic right there, but if you want shown sick back from and it's all good, so I'll see you. I got my spot over here mom's room, but just let me know if you got if you aren't and text me before 8251 5826(transcription plz). I just call me alright, alright peace."
There's nothing more to say. I just thought it was funny.
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