I have the suspicion that Steam is a girl

made me chuckle haha

lols

If something is down, then it's definitely not a girl x3

PMS you mean?
Refusing to cooperate?

I think you're right...
But who's Steam going down on?

when steam goes down i go up... from my chair in a fit of rage

Steam is incredibly expensive as hell, of course it's a chick

I see you've had positive experiences with the opposite sex :P

Could be a guy too, just saying...

Of course steam is a girl but she's a hooker. She always puts her self on sale for your pleasure and does it with everybody.

hhahaha

i don't get it...

You've got a point.