Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—neverG mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail ablout a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypovs get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off—then, I accQount it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towardzs the ocean with me.

10 years ago*

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7 minutes and nothing? Are all ninjas asleep?

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Ninjas have to sleep too I guess

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They're just biding their time, since there's plenty.

Also, solved!

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Don't read...

10 years ago
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i am not a native english speaker and get "Invalid giveaway code.". this time, no fun for me :(

10 years ago
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Awww sorry buddy. Just look for stuff that is out of place. Maybe even look at the original text and see what is different maybe :)

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I think bump for solved, thankies

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bump

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Moby Dick! :D

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Solved!

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bump for solved

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bump

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solved for bump

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Screw you Cato!

10 years ago
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Apparently he is causing problems for a handful of people :P

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Thanks for the fun time, Ishmael :P

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Solved! Thanks :)

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Solved for bump. ;)

10 years ago
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Bump for solved and still open for 7 hours.

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Bump for solved:)

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Solved, I liked it thanks.

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solved but already have it :)

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Bump for the sake of the world knowing I've got past this point of the seas further and beyond

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Closed 10 years ago by dreyer1337.