$1000 contribution celebratory giveaway. WOOO GO ME.

QUESTIONS ARE ABOUT ME, OF COURSE.

$50 contribution required, giveaway ends in ~48 hours timer

My first puzzle (or 'puzzle'?) ever. Not sure how hard it is tbqh, it could be very easy for all I know D:

And of course,

NO HINTS, NO SHARING, NO LEAKING etc etc.

Also, once you solve it, feedback in giveaway comments would be GREAT (how you solved it exactly), thanks <3

5... 4... 3... 1... OFFBLAST!

FIX:

I completely derped on Q3, I put "sunny" instead of correct word as an answer.

SOLUTION:

  • itstoohard code was hidden in source code, after the timer
  • how well do you know KANGAROOSTER
  • you could've either stalked my Steam profile -> last.fm -> last scrobbled track Kangarooster Meadows
  • or you could've google-fu'd a lot of things... "thus spake the kangarooster" or various combinations of things, some even googled "elektronik supersonik kangarooster" and first result mentioned Kangarooster Meadows :D

TL;DR

Puzzle in source, answers are lyrics of 2 songs.

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That offblast... nonetheless congratz on the new mark hahaha

11 years ago
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I came to the conclusion i don't know you at all <.<

11 years ago
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I lolled

11 years ago
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You just need to lurk harder :3

11 years ago
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I don't know you at all. Congratulations!

11 years ago
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To enter the giveaway once you solve the puzzle

11 years ago
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You didn't lurk hard enough! It's a puzzle, not a questionnaire :D

11 years ago
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I just realised I have on idea who you are ;(

11 years ago
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He's Zarathustra.

11 years ago
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Hello :)

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Hello :)

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Hello :)

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Hello :)

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Hello :)

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You could duct tape my mouth shut, and I'd still talk too much. I talk with my hands, so you have to listen hard to hear me. You'll hear my flattering words when you see me clap. Hello and goodbye are the same word, in the language of the hand. When I talk with my hands, I might be agreeable and say "Ok." Or I might be calling you an asshole. But let's face it, I am agreeable, and you are an asshole.

11 years ago
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?

11 years ago
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Just to break vicious circle.

11 years ago
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?

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Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body. The only clue might be the shadows beneath your eyes or a terribly thin line near the corner of your mouth indicating something has been suffered, that in the privacy of your life you have lost something and the loss is too empty to share.

11 years ago
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I don't know if that is a quote, but the paragraph (Jengon) both intrigues me and yet makes me wanna hide in a corner.

11 years ago
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can't even get to the questions

kanga y u do dis

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well ima dumbass - i don't see where the hell the puzzle is so yeah i guess it's a little hard - nice timer tho' woo, pretty

11 years ago
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Strange... I did everything but question 3, even so I'm sure the answer is right... there is no other answer. D:

[edit] Just checked Kanga's fix.

Too bad the con value is too high for me. Good puzzle and amazing giveaway anyway.

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Ah yay, first solver, nice, grats :D

11 years ago
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Thank you. =]

11 years ago
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The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.

11 years ago
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Barring extenuating circumstances.

11 years ago
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Do i own the game?

11 years ago
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I don't know, but you just lost The Game.

11 years ago
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darn it

11 years ago
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thanks. I lost.

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You've even beaten it at least twice I think.

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What about me, do I own it?

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Nope, but it's kinda on your wishlist.

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What the hell does that mean? LOL

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Assuming our existence is not limited to only one universe and there are many parallel ones, it's probably on his wishlist in one and not in another. But don't ask me which one is this, though

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He has another from the franchise on wishlist.

11 years ago
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gib it pls

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If I have sex with you on the sidewalk, will you let me skip the puzzle?

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no way, you would have to have sex with kanga on a bed where I would be sleeping drunk

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ONLY Kanga would come up with such ridiculous places/situations to have sex.

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it will be better if I keep silent...
11 years ago
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Why am I only seeing this now D:
I DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED ;_;

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o: you were abused!

11 years ago
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...poopy

11 years ago
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Got everything, but first question. Seems like I suck too ):

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Got it.

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Awesome, grats :D

11 years ago
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Zarath...nvm.

11 years ago
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3 solvers so far. COME ON GUYS IT CAN BE DONE.

11 years ago
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k

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Congratz kanga :D

11 years ago
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what is spake?

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"Archaic or dialect a past tense of speak."

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hahah lol

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4 solvers that never had any contact with me managed to solve it. 2 entries only. I'll be putting hints sometimes halfway, just let me know what's the problem; finding the puzzle, or finding the answers (if so, which ones).

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all. Edit: done.

11 years ago
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Double this, 4 more solvers and 2 more entries!

11 years ago
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I found the characters and tried numerous variations of them on itstoohard, but can't find the puzzle.

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Hm, I think you don't have the characters then, it should be pretty straightforward.

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I found the problem. When selecting "copy link location" in Firefox it was converting all the characters to lowercase. Possibly because you put "http://" in front of it? Not sure why.

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I had to do it like that in order to hide it, but yeah, when you hover over it (where you found it), you'll notice it's in lowercase, so you should just select and copy instead of copy link location.

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bump for solved :)

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HINTS
Puzzle is hidden like in most cases.
Either lurk more for answers, or google harder. When you see it, you'll know it.
Title isn't random. Also isn't related to Zarathustra.

I got sick with flu or something, so I'm afk in bed, might take a while to respond to anything. That was not a hint >.<

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seriously i googled the universe and couldn't find the quiz

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Found puzzle, derped on questions. I KNOW NOTHING

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Closed 11 years ago by kangarooster.