So a few weeks ago I met a beautiful girl in a bus and started a petting ass and she fell to the first station and I followed her home and then go to her house every day but she called the police and I have to run and cry when I write stuff now and really love children and want to do it but do not know how to love me please help me friends.

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troll

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no me swear no troll me real love

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now that I assured first comment.

you might want to be careful with the teasing, idk about everyone else but I thought he was serious about thinking of suicide over this so don't go too far :P

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Oh come on...he's just being silly, and he knows it.

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Bring some chloroform next time

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I don't leave the house without it...

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Yes chloroform or flowers. Something with a scent anyway.

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What is love?

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don't hurt me..

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no more

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But u are dead senpai ;_;

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Not yet. I will go away once my giveaway ends.
I have a duty dammit!

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i won't forgive you senpai, i will notice you ;_;

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Forgive or forget?

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Forget , my english suck sometimes , im sorry , not my main language

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It's not my first language too. Don't worry senpai u.u

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i won't forget you anyways senpai ;_; RIP in peace </3

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.....you can't both be senpai...

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Don't tell us how to live our life!

Senpai
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I'm your Sensei, so yes, I do tell how to live your lives.
Now shut up with those senpais. You aren't cute enough to say that.

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Ruaben pls.

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Ohoho, you cold

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u know nothing Sanic

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lol I was expecting the whole scene anime style xD

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"but do not know how to love me"

I think you know very well how to love you.

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What if he doesn't... it could explain a lot O_o

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Then it's up to the SG community to teach him! Who wants to make an instructional video?

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Intesert "better love story than twilight" picture here

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Yep

Oops. I did that on purpose. Troll bait activated.

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Is there still space for another one?

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this topic and everyone in it is lame

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Play her a song by Peter Gabriel, then she's guaranteed to pull down her panties.

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It isn't love until she takes out a restraining order.

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"Our love was so strong they had to make it illegal".

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trow chocolate at her they all love that

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That's nice.

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Do it again.

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Mister LovaLova

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congrats !

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10/10, would follow home again.

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'sigh>

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Too easy.

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Just go for it! Let nothing stop your love!

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just look for children/gf/dogs/etc. on ebay

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Tell her that With due respect I was willing to ask you a question "can u be the mother of my children"?

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sucks bro :(

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Love sucks.

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I thought you were gonna say "I looked in the mirror and now i'm in love."

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