i will eat you

there is always someone having sex in the world, and not only today ._.

Congrats

Happy Valentine's Day

XXX

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People have sex every day m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM

Valentines day is a joke.

I think it's pretty easy to assume that someone is having sex, and not just today.

preparing my fridge for the inevitable flood of cheap chocolates starting tomorrow.

Oh right, that's today.. probably wasn't the best time to text my ex again..

If you listen reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaal close you can hear millions of condoms breaking, and the freak out of those same people panicking because many of them will become parents shortly after.

Such a magical day. :3

[insert forever alone meme here]

:(

Cum to think of it, YEAAAH.

Guess its forever alone day for me and tons of other people.

Have a Forever Alone Giveaway

I think I shall ;)

wait, wait... so are we supposed to wait for VDay to have sex? shiet! ;p

Well, that someone ain't possibly me. Obligatory background music for all you lonelies out there.

Ah well, at least there's porn marathon...

Tell your loved ones to show there love by buying you a video game.

you mean coitus?

Valentine's Day is overrated.

Yay, happy Valentine's Day to everyone!! I just baked a batch of heart-shaped cookies, now I'll just have to decorate them and deliver them to my friends!! Valentine's Day is more about love than sex, though these things tend to go hand in hand. I'm looking forward to spending some quality time with my dearest friends, no matter where it ultimately leads to. ^,-

sex everyday ftw!

"She put a bag on my head."
"STILL COUNTS!"

xxxx