Rather...do you want Bad Rats to be the new Fortix?

PS: Not promising anything...not yet...

EDIT: Everyone keeps saying how horrible it is and basically won't be seen dead with it. Yet this shows there's still a crazy? market for the bad ass rats.

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Fortix is a good game, even if it is cheap.

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^this

12 years ago
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Who wants Bad Rats in their collection?

That's like screwing up your whole steam library!

12 years ago
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well, mine's screwed. I like to share the love...depending

12 years ago
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Yeah, I won' ever enter.

12 years ago
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No it can't for mainly two reasons. It's 90% off so people most likely only gift it to boost their contributor on a 1:10 ratio as happens with Ignite, Perimeter 2 and so on.

Fortix (as far as I know) has never been on sale, so you have to pay the whole euro to only get a euro in contributor value in return.

Moreover Fortix is quite fun to play, as opposed to bad rats.

12 years ago
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so that's where all those perimeter giveaways came about. I thought there was a flood of ign prime keys or what not

12 years ago
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Yes, Steam Sale putting things at 90% is the source of all evil.

12 years ago
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No. Fortix is great. Bad Rats is not. You could hide a copy of Bad Rats in a sewage farm, and it would still stink the place out.

An absolute aberration of a game with no redeeming features.

12 years ago
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If it's that bad, i will have to review it.... yaaaay.

12 years ago
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If you can stomach the horrible randomness of the physics without ending up like Michael Douglas in Falling Down, you are a more tolerant person than me.

If I ever have a vasectomy, and the hospital have run out of anaesthetic, I'll be able console myself that things could be worse - at least I'm not playing Bad Rats.

12 years ago
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oh well, that was kind of how i wanted my life to end anyway.

also... this is the best finalline for a game review i ever read.
Hats off to you, Sir!

12 years ago
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Haha. Glad to oblige :)

Believe me though - Bad Rats is a truly horrible game...

12 years ago
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i just spent 44 cents on it :D

12 years ago
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Call your lawyer. There is still a chance you might get your money back...

12 years ago
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VIOLENCE AGAINST CATS?

I do not approve.

12 years ago
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That is just the beginning...

There is an element of randomness in the physics, meaning that an identical setup can end up in different outcomes even though all objects are in exactly the same place.

Realistic? Well, maybe. Fair or fun? Definitely not.

This game is such a repulsive turd that even the flies won't touch it.

12 years ago
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ever thought about writing reviews? That would be fun to read :)
I'd like to have you on my blog :D

12 years ago
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Haha. I'm not sure my rants qualify as objective reviews...

I do a little writing of one sort or another though, and I'd be happy to do a short review of a [preferably bad] game for your blog if you want :)

12 years ago
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i would love that :) also... who care's about objectivity, as far as i know, objective reviews for videogames suck anyway... please, review a bad game of your choive :)

12 years ago
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I'd actually be fine with the randomness of the physics if the game didn't involve KILLING CATS! Seriously, that's the one crime no developer can get away with.

12 years ago
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It needs to be said - these developers have committed crimes against gaming, the scale of which make the Son of Sam look like a genuinely nice guy who just made a couple of wrong life choices. I'd let the cat killing slide if the game was ok, but there is so much that is truly evil about this piece of software that I want to see it, and everyone responsible for its production, burn.

If there is a hell, I hope these people end up there, forced to play their own games for all eternity.

12 years ago
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NO

12 years ago
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Not possible. I've already bought Bad Rats ... for myself. o.O

12 years ago
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Bad Rats is the MissingNo. of Steam.

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No, for the same reason everyone else pointed out - Fortix is fun, Bad Rats is not.

12 years ago
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i won Bad Rats in 2011 holiday, i never installed again :D

12 years ago
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no, because Fortix is a fun game, and bad rats it elephant-poo

12 years ago
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I have to say, I actually quite enjoyed playing it. It's the extreme gore that makes it for me.
Oh, and THIS will haunt me in my dreams for the rest of my life.

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Closed 12 years ago by kzwen.