Can we please not have fake giveaways tomorrow?

Too late, already asked support to add giveaway slots so i can do a 500x GTA 5 giveaway to stick on top page.

i was getting ready ;_;

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I'm planning on making a whitelist for whitelist thread. No need to say, I'm not going to put anyone In my list.

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lol

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You say no fake gibs? What about my Fallout NV2 gibs? All the 500 of them?

Dammit there goes my plan for >9000 copies of skyrim. >.<

what do you mean? today is april 1st

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As a victim of a fake GA I have to chime in here. I've never created such devious giveaways and I'm not planning to do so but if I were a betting man I would create a fake giveaway that would eclipse all that came before it.

I'm talking about maximum disappointment here. Skyrim, Fallout NV etc. these just will not cut it. You need Dark Souls 3, No Man's Sky level of fakes. True evil is called for here. You need to top it all with feigning ignorance of site rules.

I've heard talk of "the true masters of fake giveaways" here and there. These unholy beings feed off the disappointment and tears of their victims. They masturbate to it.

This whole site is a scam, we don't have to have fake GAs on scam site to make it more ready for April Fools D:

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Nope. Why don't people like my fake giveaways? I don't understand. Why can't you be content that I'm giving away 100 Fallout 4 steam gifts? Why must you ask for the gifts afterwards?

They masturbate to it.

Then they shall enjoy my blacklisting... finger.

As long as I have so many unused points I don't really care. Once in a while I spot it was purposely fake and just grow the blacklist.

Oh man I'd be totally into seeing those tbh.
Like a 5k CSGO giveaway

Tomorrow I will give away Fallout 5

Support folks gonna be pretty busy the day after tomorrow.

At least it fills the blacklist :)

And since my slots should be empty again..... Do you like Borderlands the pre-post-sequel-resequel-post-game?
Oh yeah...that's what the next Borderlands game will be called.

I'm just planning on DDoSing Steam, SteamGifts, Twitter, Facebook, Gleam, basically any and all communication you guys have with each other will be shut off including those no no sites you go to.

I need two copies of fallout 2 to give away, with the description of I don't have Fallout 4 so I guess Fo2*2 will be just as good :D

The giveaways I make tomorrow will be as real as my name.

I think on April 1st every time you visit steamgifts a space cat should appear whether you won smething or not

My Half-Life 3, private sgtools puzzle train cakeday forum giveway is already up, sorry.

I tend to browse everywhere today ... to see what stupid shit ppl came up with .