Why, why am I so late?

u have a looser kinda luck i guess :p

You gotta sell your soul to be a forum ninja, and there's no going back.

Ya sure ya want it?

Here have this

You feel like a looser? with 229 entries 1 win? and i have 842 entries and 0 wins so are glad that you won anything!

I gave a few keys away last night and they were gone in secs LOL

I feel you're pain though, I'm never fast enough either :( Must be old age or summit LOL

don't lie, you got few games yesterday :P

Yeah, your girlfriend told me already, that you're always late.

But wait.....which Girlfriend?

Better quit your job/school/whatever you are doing.
Get rid of your social life.
Become a 24/7 forum lurker.
Profit.

so u should get up early next morning D: