I'm in friendzone.

Get back to 9gag?

A moment of silence for our fallen friend in the friendzone. :'(

Run at her naked and yell GIMME SOME LOVIN. If that doesn't work then you should give up.

Just move on. Don’t make someone a priority in your life when you’re only an option in theirs.

Y SHE NO <3 Your 'AmazingBanana' ?

its better to do something, anything than be in the friend zone. be mean. do something fucked up. its fucked up, but sad truth about female psychology. she'll respect you more as someone mean that as a friend. sad commentary. but allllll too true.

Maybe she feels the same way? Maybe you should tell her at least?

Love sucks go play video games and read some books

you`re only important.

Just watch forgetting Sarah Marshall, It'll make you believe that one day, you'll find someone as fucking hot as Mila Kunis

I was in the friendzone for about 4 years. I hadn't really had a serious relationship beforehand nor during the first 3.5 years of friendzone; I was still a virgin too. Then I just gave up on her (moving a couple hours away helped), and I thought, "Fuck it." I went a little crazy out at the bars with one night stands for half a year.

Apparently this was interpreted by her as "more confidence," and we started dating. Been married 4 years now as of last Friday.

Fuck if I understand it. Good luck.

A moment of silence

Love hurts sometimes, that's why I've decided to stay single. Never feel heartbroken again (unless someone close to me dies).

Had feelings for a girl 7 years straight. I know how you feel man.
A moment of silence for another of the Zoned ):

That's shitty, dude.

Best thing to do is cut ties. Makes it easier for you to get by without seeing her everyday. Maybe she'll realize how much she depends on you, and that she needs to earn your company if it's going to be a reciprocal relationship.

99% of the time the girl won't actually realize that, but like I said, it also makes it easier for you if you just don't see her.

SOURCE: Been heartbroken like 900 times, and I've been friendzoned by the person I cared most about in the world for like five years. I'd never go down that road again.

Kill her and sex the body

I've been friendzoned and I have friendzoned others. It's a never-ending vicious circle.

Throw rocks at her windows and play crappy music of a boom box, I saw it in a movie.

raep mite wurk tri dat

Don't be upset , it's your parents fault for making you ugly and no girl wants to be with you.

Rape her... no, sorry, that was my other personality talking...
just kill the guy/girl that she loves, then wait for the rebound, friendzone wins.
or, if you don't want to do something ilegal, or "bad", just:
A) move on. and be happy with your new female friend
B) keep on triying until she start to hate you (bad ending D:), or love you (good ending :D)

... i should avoid japanese games for a while...

I was on the same spot years ago. Now Im married with her ;)

Be agressive and show your feelings. Maybe she just sisnt realize your love yet. Never Give up my friend, never.

once you are friendzoned you never get out :P

Bang and bounce, no time for love.