Any1 got any scary stories

Something from xkcd.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

True stories, or I can make on up? :D

this is the shortest horror story. (it really is)

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."

One day Steam Gifts went down, and never came back up. The End.

This.

My gf told me she is pregnant.

20 Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Knock yourself out.

I was alone on the pc and i heard a noise, like a long siren or so...some seconds later i smelled something disgusting. Since i was alone in the room i think a ghost did fart. Must be a ghost, who else....