The Punching of Gary Busey
By Mercer88
I went to the blue sea,
with my girlfriend Lucy,
I was hoping to see
a siren, such floozy!
But when I went to the blue sea,
to see floozies with Lucy,
all I saw was a boozy
old Gary Busey.
He called out "You pisswilly,
what is there to see?"
I said "Gary Busey,
no need to abuse me!"
He said "Oh excuse me,
My mouth did abuse thee,
in a torrent of verbal sewerage that was rather sluicey."
And then I punched him.
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Gary Busey and Boris Johnson have the same hairstylist.
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I can't say anything about him being interesting, all I really know is he was very kind to me when I was little. So that makes him pretty awesome.
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