So... I'm probably the world's worst uni student. I have a 10min presentation and 1000 word analysis due on Friday and all I've really done is chucked some pictures into a PowerPoint. Even though I chose a game as my subject topic (how Gone Home challenges expectations) I can't help but keep wandering aimlessly round the house, watching American Restoration, painting over the chips in my nails and doing pretty much anything as long as I don't have to think up some complex sounding words to talk about.

I've used website blacklisting software SelfControl (OSX)/SelfRestraint (Windows) before to stop myself getting distracted and it actually helps. I hate using it unless I REALLY need to smash something out with no breaks though. Gotta check SG and Facebook, gotta scratch dat itch, man. Do you have any secrets that help you focus/stop procrastinating?

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Drugs. ahem I mean medication.
Edit: Added to help you with anal.

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I gotta be reading that wrong.

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Elizabeth helping with anal?
lucrative

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You want help too?

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this is far more amusing than any other form of procrastination i've been doing so far

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Hey, sit down and study for a hour, right now, right there/here/narnia.

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This goes into the wrong direction

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Don't worry, when you turn it inside out and inside in, directions don't matter.

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I don't even want to know what you're referring to

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It is funny, that I was close to posting a similar thread about how I have an exam today and wednesday and how I didn't start learning on time and how I am scared of the exams.

I sat down and told myself "it has to be done, no way around it, absolutely no way around it", that worked for me, even though because I started learning so late the exam today was pretty terrible.

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I'm terrible with exams, I never study.. The best part about them though is you go in, you sit down, you do it and then it's done. It's quick and relatively painless haha.

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I never studied in school because remembering shit from the classes was good enough for A's in my case, but universtiy I find way harder, I am forced to study.

Make a checklist, checklists are great.

Check out what you need to know, check how much time you have left and write down: "This will be done on this day, at this time". When done, give yourself chocolate and ask kybaig for help with anal (HONESLTY WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THREAD). If you split the work on multiple days you should be fine.

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I'm a huge lists person, I write lists for everything, so I'll definitely try that :)

Yeah he told me he meant anal as in short for analysis. Weirdest contraction I've ever heard.

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Fun fact: I am writing an exam on wednesday on this

what a coincidence.

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ANAL MATH

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Geez I wish I wouldn't have to write those exams to study

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fap

give yourself an ultimatum or study in group would help too.

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girls don't fap they schlick (apparently)

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there are no girls on the internet (prepare battle armor before the feminists come)

but seriously, I am an expert at procrastination and group study helped me a lot (no, I was not there because of the hot girl)

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omg how dare you i'll have you know i'm a feminist which means i'm strong and empowered and you can't say that and get away with it us girls are just as good as men actually we're better and you better take that misogynistic 1940's attitude and shove it up your arse and i expect an apology or else you're gonna get it inb4 'or else you're gonna stop ironing my clothes' see i know exactly what you're thinking you nasty man omg men are all the same why can't they get it right god buy me flowers and give me money and buy me clothes and take me to dinner and walk along the beach with me and you better hold my hand and look into my eyes and don't look past my eyes because i'll know and slap you for not being a proper man god men just ruin everything i would say i wish i was born a man so i wouldnt have to put up with men like you but i wouldnt want to be the lesser gender duh girls rock lets start a revolution grrl powah

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oh my holy suck-a-bag-of-dicks puppy, that's quite a statement.

I surrender to you..please take me as your prisoner!!

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aw yiss gurl revolution claims its first slave

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apparently? Subtle :P

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shh

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how many people just added you on steam? I'm intrigued.

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just one. 'anal guy'

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*anal elizabeth

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Anal Elizabeth ftw

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actually...don't fap 'til the work is done :d

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Set time-bound short term/long term goals... Helps me get stuff done without procrastinating

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Go to your local library(not Steam library xD)

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LOL.

All I can say is I'm happy I got that part of my life over before the internet became what it is today.

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I'm in a library now and I can say for a fact that being in a library does not guarantee efficiency. I'd rather spend quality time with my steam library.

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Besides that you must change the way you think: not saying "This is so boring and what am I doing to do with all this knowledge? I will not going to study fossils!" but "My future boss might like talk about dead stuff, like fossils and zombies"
wait what

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libraries are awesome !!!

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Cope with it? Postpone until the last moment :P

Other than that, once I start with something I really get into it. So I just find it hard to begin.

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That's exactly how I feel about dieting and exercise and getting up in the morning. In your head it sucks so bad and you really really don't want to do it, but once you do it's not so bad! :P

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yes it is.

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Yeah, I know. I'm that person that rewards themselves with chocolate milk for going a week without chocolate milk. Thank christ I don't smoke.

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just do it.

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tomorrow

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+1

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Does that mean the day after potato?

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potato anal.

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I jizz right in my pants, everytime you're next to me

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Oh please, tell me more!

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don't you have friends/classmates you can get together with to study together? I always managed to study more or stay focused with writing reports if I was with someone else. Another way may be to go to the library? Just changing the environment can help.

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My friend who is in my class came over yesterday with his laptop and we were going to work on our assessment together but we both ended up playing Game Dev Tycoon and comparing our game sales. Oops.

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I procrastinate. Until they go away.

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I would do that, but then I'd fail and have to repeat the class and that would be the opposite of it going away :(

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Maintaining a balance between utter procrastination and not failing. Story of my life. Sigh.

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I hear that. I heeeear that.

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Tests? Assessments? Study?

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Ah, you must be one of those lucky people I keep hearing about, who make money, not waste it on a piece of paper that's meant to make you more money later.

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I have more games on steam than him therefore I am richer, but I study as well, so that means he must be π/4

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You're never too old for pie.

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+1

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Ever since the bundle got invented, number of games is no longer relative to wealth.

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I was going to write something about a gallon of diet coke, but it got gross at the end.
Anyway, I can guarantee that you're not the world's worst uni student.

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I dunno how much a gallon is because we use the metric system, but I have a whole lot of coke in my fridge. And yay! One less thing to be the worst at. :P

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Never heard of the site you mentioned, but I'm pretty much no better than you. I have an exam in two days for which I don't feel prepared for at all and what I'm currently doing is drinking tea and replying to you on the forums. I try making myself feel better by thinking "Oh, it's okay, if I was in any real danger my human instincts would kick in and force me to study. Since it seems like I couldn't care less, that means I'll do fine in the exam."

...aaaand then I can't sleep at night because I think about the other assignment I got for the end of the week as well and it's to design and create a boardgame with the themes Earthquake, Medieval, Mafia and Cooking involved. So then I think... well, FML.

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Make a boardgame about an underground mafia that built a time machine back into the medieval times, creating earthquakes in the past. Now they cook to earn money to get back home, because Mafia = Italians = good cooks

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That's a valid idea, I'd have to think about it.

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It's gold, trust me

MAFIA: TIME CHEFS WITH CONSEQUENCES

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In the beginning I used to get butterflies in my stomach before exams - but for the last 2 years of uni I barely gave a shit. I went in, finished my exam and left.

That's kind of when I realised something was wrong. I was either; A) Depressed or B) Bored or C) Had given up.

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For any talks, the best thing to do is be confident. If you know your topic you can just wing it half the time. I had to give a 5min technical talk followed by 5min Q&A. Only problem was I forgot my notes on the day. Ended up just going with what I remembered and used Q&A to eloborate as I remembered more. Got bonus points for presentation :)

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I should be in class now. I skipped two hours because I had to go to the bank and do some necessary shopping and I had like a free half and hour. It's passed already, anyways. I wish I could help, but we seem to come from the same flock

Try the pomodoro thingie, though.

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Finally, a kindred spirit!
I have two exams this week and I havent studied yet :(

I feel for you and know your pain,

FakeID

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