I hope you guys had a merry April Fool's Day! Thanks to all those who came in, bumped the thread and helped to play along :)
I was actually able to create the giveaway but made it into a joke :)
Original post below follows. Have a happy April Fool's everyone!

(the "image" link is no longer shortened - mouseover to check, then click away! :) )


So I got bored and tried to create a giveaway for Volt, but for some reason I cannot find it in the giveaway list. Was it given away free at one point that I didn't know about?

If you guys don't believe me, you can see the image here. I'm new to the comment formatting on SGv2 so unfortunately I have no idea how to turn it into those clickable images. Sorry!

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its there, just check again, maybe it was lagging.

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but my computer is intel core i7 and nvidia geforce! how the hell can it be lagging ;_;

9 years ago
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you might wanna check your computer's digital mind inside its mind.

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You need to upgrade to the latest gigapotato motherboard to fix the lag.

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oh yeah, the motherboard. Dammit, why didn't I think of that?

Excuse me while I head out to the tech store...

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Okay, so, hours later I come back from the store having spent hundreds of dollars on the latest gigapotato motherboard. I plug it into my computer, try to make the giveaway again, but after waiting for 66 minutes and 6 seconds on the search bar, I still get this
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WHAT ELSE IS WRONG, PLEASE TELL ME??? I WANT TO MAKE THIS GIVEAWAY NOW!!!! ;_;

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You gotta press enter.

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But I did! A million times!

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i think you don't understand what lag they are talking about...i bet your computer is overheating...get a bucket of ice-water and pour it over the computer while it is "thinking" that should fix it right up

9 years ago
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...thanks a lot. I am now typing this post from my phone.

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You should also do the same with your phone, it's probably making interference with the computer's bluethooth.

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I don't have any more spare phones and computers. I'll have to pass.

Guess I'll never be able to make this giveaway forever. :(

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You need to get google ultron. The web browser used by nasa itself. It allows you to download more ram and will 100% guarantee to get you rid of the lag and run smoothly.

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You can just download the extra RAM right here from any browser. That NASA propaganda is riddled with in-app purchase.

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But NASA uses it..it's gotta be worth it ._. ChromeUltron

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It was given away for free here

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oh that explains a lot...but aren't there exploits for this? I mean, if you look at all the people who create giveaways for free games before it was removed from the list...

THERE MUST BE A WAY SOMEHOW!!!!

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... Stop looking for exploits, that is heresy D:

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random gif

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This turns me on in a weird way.

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( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

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( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) This is how much my penis expands when I get excited. Penis

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【•】_【•】

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PeePee Your peepee doesn't look too big :c

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The dress is gold and white.

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Potato

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Did you remember to plug into the internet?
Did you turn it off and back on again?

Did you try using a potato?

  • Try giving away a potato instead.
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You can't give a single potato, they have to be given by the sack.

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Then you have the hassle of possible re-rolls if the winner already owns one of the potatoes ...

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I know it all too well. I had to request 782 re-rolls on my last potato sack giveaway. It took over a year.

I think it's a conspiracy by the evil robot cat overlord cg.

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I had the most success with the potato........
rather unbelievably spectacularly, it loaded up about 1/2 of the "Volt" word. Unfortunately, I STILL couldn't click on it!

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You need to add a second potato to make a whole volt.

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ooh great idea. Alas I only have 1 potato and all the supermarkets are closed at this time of the night :(

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Can't you just break in a neighbor's house and steal one? I mean, it IS an emergency.

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HMMMMMM....I could, but i'm lazy D:

and to be fair, my nearest neighbour is 1 hour away...

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(◕︵◕)

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Noodles?

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I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Thanks for being such great sports guys, love you all <3

And for those in the Americas, have a happy last few hours of April Fool's :)

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Oh I missed the fun >_< I love playing along with people jokes

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Closed 9 years ago by K3W3L.