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Turtles have cloacas so instead of going peepee or poopoo, they do both at the same time!

Shoes could be up to 2 feet long in medieval times. The toes of the shoes were usually filled with hair, wool, moss, or grass.
The sound of doors opening and closing on Star Trek is a flushing toilet.
If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State building? of course, the Empire State doesn’t jump at all!

Goofy fact: the Wilhelm Scream is one of the most used sound effects in all of film history... but there is a “Goofy” version of this! The "Goofy Holler" appears in almost every Goofy film whenever he takes a large fall; it also appears in several other Disney films.

There were 8 presidents of the US before George Washington. They were all under the Articles of Confederation rather than the Constitution, so we just don't talk about them anymore.

In Ocean City, New York

Raw hamburger may not be sold.

in New York state

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

In New Jersey

All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

Blairstown NJ

No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”.

In California

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Baldwin Park, CA

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Australia is the flattest continent in the world.

To learn about the science behind play, researchers are tickling rats while giving them brain scans.

The small intestine, despite its name, is actually 22 feet (or seven meters) on average, or three-and-a-half times the length of your body.

Cows hate country music

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Goofy is Donald's friend 🤪

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The day on Venus is longer, than the year.
It's 243 Earth days vs 224.7 Earth days.

Venus also rotates in the opposite direction, so the Sun rises there in the West and sets in the East

Flounder are born with an eye on each side of their heads, but as they mature, one eye will migrate to the opposite side.

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All whales that die naturally, whether to old age or the resulting effects of old age, all die due to drowning since they lack the energy to go to the surface of the water and breath air. They then float to the surface of the water as they fill up with the gases produced from the after-effects of death, eventually burst, and sink to the bottom where their corpses create entire ecosystems that some organisms base their whole existence around.

Canned baked beans are not actually baked but steamed.

In the 1970s, a small town where I live in West Virginia suffered a bridge collapse. This bridge was the only legal road in/out of Vulcan, WV. The state and federal government both refused to assist Vulcan, so the Mayor wrote to the Soviet Union (Russia) for aid. The state only agreed to replace the bridge after Soviet journalists arrived to interview the Mayor and local residents.

More mind blowing than funny - Sharks are older than trees...by at least 10 million years!!

Five Chinese assassins were arrested in 2013, after each assassin outsourced the "job" to another assassin. The first assassin took a chunk of the payment money, then hired another assassin with the rest of the money. The second assassin did the same, without the knowledge of the first. The third assassin did the same as well. Etc.

Until finally, the last assassin decided it wasn't worth it and instead collaborated with the victim to fake his assassination, after which he contacted the police, and the entire "chain of command", including the man who had hired the first assassin, got arrested for plotting to murder.

My girlfriend's dog died lately ... so I wanted to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
She got very angry and screamed at me "what am I going to do with two dead dogs"
very dark humor joke / I love dogs

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Scientists say, that we are eating at least eight spiders per year in our sleep. I`m pretty sure this is not true, but this fact is somehow amusing to me

Polar bears are nearly undetectable by infrared cameras.

Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. This is because honey has natural preservatives like low water content and high acidity, which create an environment that prevents the growth of bacteria and other microorganisms. So, that jar of honey in your kitchen might just be able to withstand the test of time as well!