Anteaters are awesome

You have to grow them

How much does an anteater tree cost?

used to be able to order all sorts of stuff off the back of an old boyscouts manual, dad had a stack of their magazines(think "lads life" from new vegas) from the 70s that had things like colt rifles and $45 mountain lions, baby alligators 2 for a buck or pet skunks at $5($17 descanted)) to buy. stuff like that.

So to get an ant eater what you do is go out and find a collector with the right comic book, call the number on the ad. This was the days before they started putting the little "offer expires:" asterisks so they'll have to honor it but you may need to bring it there to show a representative.