I tell him that that's a lost cause and that he needs to go to a professional dentist.
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So what do you want from us? Sympathy? Porn magazines? Attention?
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Step 1: Go to McDonald's
Step 2: Steal WiFi
Step 3: Fap in public
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!
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No-one said Jesus would be male when he came back.
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do something productive with your life, learn something new like calculus or electronic circuitry instead of whining about how lonely you are.
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Question for people in (very) long distance relationships. Am I the only one who points and laughs at people who think two weeks is a long time away from each other? Or a fifteen minute train journey separating the two?*
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.........no, you're not. ._. Both my girlfriend and I think it's hysterical that one of her friends moans about "being away from each other so long" when she's been only been away from her boyfriend two days (and he lives about 15 minutes away from her). Meanwhile, my girlfriend and I have an ocean between us and have only seen each other in person a total of a bit less than 2 weeks in nearly 3 years.
I laughed at her friend. I really did. Out loud. I'm a terrible person.
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I'd say "fucking teenagers", but I was a teen when I started my relationship (5000 miles). I'm fortunate in that we got six months together a year ago. I'm sorry you haven't had that chance. :(
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How hard it is depends on the country and, more importantly, the people.
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Well, you've got my sympathy there. In my girlfriend's country, they all run around out in the open and no one bothers them. Here? It's either tolerant, semi-tolerant, or BURN IN HELL. I find it hard to be comfortable sometimes, but I'm sort of a "Don't like me? Too bad." kind of person, so if someone decides that's why they don't like me... well good riddance. I don't have time for jerks.
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My sympathies with that too. My family started intolerant (terrible, terrible time then), then turned tolerant... for the most part. There are still some family members I wouldn't say anything to just to keep the peace for my mother, and other members seem to think it "doesn't exist" and I should listen to God or something.
shrugs
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Yeah, but I'm sure it'll pay off in the long run; I couldn't ask for anyone better. She wants to move here permanently someday, probably within a year or two (and visit again sometime before then). The only part that sucks is we found out she could've stayed longer after she got home. Of course. :/
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No offense, but be happy you've got a gf. Some of us are forever alone :D
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The quality of these popular streaming sites is so low, you have a hard time determining the difference between a hairy armpit and a hairy twat. Downloading your porn has the advantage of selecting HD quality. Now, not only can you avoid the malaise of fapping to a hairy armpit, but you can also learn a lot on the female anatomy.
Like for example... Did you know women have hair on their toes?!!?? Yeah, you read right. Woman can grow HAIR on their TOES just like MEN (*shivers).
Only on HD.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg1L82UhzN8
cheers ya up
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Go down the nearest convenience store, get a naughty magazine, and enjoy some softcore delight!
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Mkay, im sad :( got 15kb download internet and my gf is out of town for 2 damn long weeks, im bored and lonely and unable to download porn :))
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