Mkay, im sad :( got 15kb download internet and my gf is out of town for 2 damn long weeks, im bored and lonely and unable to download porn :))

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Then use your imagination. Jesus...

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A goblin walks into your room at night. He slowly creeps under your covers AND..............asks you to brush his teeth.

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Is it she or a he?

12 years ago
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Mixed, goblins don't have genders.

12 years ago
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I tell him that that's a lost cause and that he needs to go to a professional dentist.

12 years ago
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If its a she id touch her gently, and shove my foot up her... YEY its fun

12 years ago
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Goblin porn is illegal in the world. Reported.

12 years ago
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Goblin cries tears all over you, you hurt his feelings now.

12 years ago
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/cast hug on goblin. Cast failed Pasive acivated /cast rage = double roundhouse kick to the face

12 years ago
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One does not simply cast spells on a goblin. Goblin shits on the floor, now you have a big mess to clear up.

12 years ago
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Shit son! :(

12 years ago
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So what do you want from us? Sympathy? Porn magazines? Attention?

12 years ago
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Your avatar will do.

12 years ago
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I dont have one, poneys came visit, brought fancy smancy hash cake and im all out of gel

12 years ago
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Step 1: Go to McDonald's
Step 2: Steal WiFi
Step 3: Fap in public
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

12 years ago
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Brilliant, just brilliant, whas the pass on MC wifi? :))

12 years ago
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Pretty sure it's public :P

12 years ago
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Idunno, works fine for me.

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12 years ago
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He could be bisexual.

12 years ago
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No-one said Jesus would be male when he came back.

12 years ago
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If jesus came so will I

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a friend of mine in sweden have 125 mb/sec on a 3g usb key

12 years ago
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i gt a hspa+ goes to 21mb but limited to 5gb after that 15 down.

12 years ago
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Have you ever heard of things called "books"? You can find them in the library if you don't own any..

12 years ago
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Got bunch of books which i read by ur missing the point here ;)

12 years ago
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You won't cure your loneliness on the internet :D
Btw download your pron and stuff (movies, series..) and save them to hdd for hard times like this one ;)

12 years ago
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do something productive with your life, learn something new like calculus or electronic circuitry instead of whining about how lonely you are.

12 years ago
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I am learning autodesk 2012 daz and udk + sdk, reading The Castle by Franz Kafka but still how much can a man learn :0

12 years ago
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Friends?

Play games?

Watch Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni?

Read something.

Etc.

12 years ago
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you forgot stalk mopple

12 years ago
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?

12 years ago
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STALK I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN IT

lol wat u ? at its the internet roll with it

12 years ago
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Thank you captain obvious.

You're not funny. >_>

And please write normal.

12 years ago
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well... you always can watch TV... THE TV IS YOUR FRIEND...YOU LOVE THE TV...

12 years ago
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Havent watched TV for like 7 years and wont start now, its to retarded for me sorry :)

12 years ago
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Question for people in (very) long distance relationships. Am I the only one who points and laughs at people who think two weeks is a long time away from each other? Or a fifteen minute train journey separating the two?*

*that relationship ended because of the vast distance. I laughed my arse off for weeks.
12 years ago
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It all depends on the relationship ;) not the case here tho (country side trip for both)

12 years ago
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.........no, you're not. ._. Both my girlfriend and I think it's hysterical that one of her friends moans about "being away from each other so long" when she's been only been away from her boyfriend two days (and he lives about 15 minutes away from her). Meanwhile, my girlfriend and I have an ocean between us and have only seen each other in person a total of a bit less than 2 weeks in nearly 3 years.

I laughed at her friend. I really did. Out loud. I'm a terrible person.

12 years ago
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True thats retarded, id laugh too, 15 mi lol

12 years ago
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I'd say "fucking teenagers", but I was a teen when I started my relationship (5000 miles). I'm fortunate in that we got six months together a year ago. I'm sorry you haven't had that chance. :(

12 years ago
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Well im sorry u had to go trough that, but same sex relationship is hard from the start, if it would have been a long distance relationship it would have destroyed us...

12 years ago
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How hard it is depends on the country and, more importantly, the people.

12 years ago
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Romania is hard on homosexual women. people are narrow-minded and very judge full...

12 years ago
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Well, you've got my sympathy there. In my girlfriend's country, they all run around out in the open and no one bothers them. Here? It's either tolerant, semi-tolerant, or BURN IN HELL. I find it hard to be comfortable sometimes, but I'm sort of a "Don't like me? Too bad." kind of person, so if someone decides that's why they don't like me... well good riddance. I don't have time for jerks.

12 years ago
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We are like that too, but when family is that way its kinda hard.

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My sympathies with that too. My family started intolerant (terrible, terrible time then), then turned tolerant... for the most part. There are still some family members I wouldn't say anything to just to keep the peace for my mother, and other members seem to think it "doesn't exist" and I should listen to God or something.

shrugs

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Yeah, but I'm sure it'll pay off in the long run; I couldn't ask for anyone better. She wants to move here permanently someday, probably within a year or two (and visit again sometime before then). The only part that sucks is we found out she could've stayed longer after she got home. Of course. :/

12 years ago
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Well stay strong man /girl, we haven't moved in together either and where working on it, but same and luckly in 1-2 months the waiting will be over.

12 years ago
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No, you are not the only one. I haven't seen my girlfriend since the beginning of January, and I'll likely not see her again until the end of June.

12 years ago
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No offense, but be happy you've got a gf. Some of us are forever alone :D

12 years ago
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haha

12 years ago
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Well i feel sorry for you now TNX :(

12 years ago
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pew pew

12 years ago
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Download porn? What kind of freak are you? Just stream it like all the civilized people

12 years ago
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The quality of these popular streaming sites is so low, you have a hard time determining the difference between a hairy armpit and a hairy twat. Downloading your porn has the advantage of selecting HD quality. Now, not only can you avoid the malaise of fapping to a hairy armpit, but you can also learn a lot on the female anatomy.

Like for example... Did you know women have hair on their toes?!!?? Yeah, you read right. Woman can grow HAIR on their TOES just like MEN (*shivers).

Only on HD.

12 years ago
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At least you have a gf. Be thankful. I am lonely for months and for 4 days i have a shitty internet.

12 years ago
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Well once somebody gerts used to a certain way of living is hard to cope with things changing

12 years ago
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At least you got a girlfried...

12 years ago
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Its k man need a hug? :o

12 years ago
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Yes, but only f ur a girl that likes girlsso we'd be even :0

12 years ago
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Hug? <3 (also at least you have a girl)

12 years ago
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talk your gf into taking some naughty pics! (then post them here)

12 years ago
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No internet for her lol, not letting her find other hot chick like me, no way

12 years ago
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"other hot chick like me" can u elaborate plz

12 years ago
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No

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:(

12 years ago
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ASCII pr0ns.

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Get some quality time with the bros.

12 years ago
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Go down the nearest convenience store, get a naughty magazine, and enjoy some softcore delight!

12 years ago
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Play some vidya games?

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Closed 12 years ago by raye.