Giving away two copies of Fallout: New Vegas! COME FAST

I'm French

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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

Okay im not getting in, Cthulhu take me now!

sigh guess I'm not in. QQ

Random is in the eye of the beholder...whats random for me is not always random for you...

ASDFGHJKL

I don't like tamales ಠ_ಠ

I have one testicle below the other

Where is my unicorn charles?

public final class RandomGaussian {
public static void main(String... aArgs){
RandomGaussian gaussian = new RandomGaussian();
log("Percent of dicks metaphorically ravaged by Steam's vagina dentata: " + gaussian.getGaussian(50.0, 20.0));
}
private Random fRandom = new Random();
private double getGaussian(double aMean, double aVariance){
return aMean + fRandom.nextGaussian() * aVariance;
}
private static void log(Object aMsg){
System.out.println(String.valueOf(aMsg));
}
}

I've commented on this thread so many times that you must let me in. This is an order!

Pick a number 1-10?

So TSM had the most fucked up team comp last week in LSC - seriously, Annie support, adc Xin and apc Zilean... they got face-raped so hard... their first 4 deaths in the game made me feel like I was watching bronze elo. -_-

Bananaaaaa

Ultimate Edition or standard?

Also, Hamster Jelly boobensteen.

I'm also a banana

I'm a skull. Random enough?

y u h8 me :(

This Steam Sale sucks.

THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE!! JORDAN I BELIEVE IN YOU! CHOOSE ME!GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

im going to cum on shit and eat it

I once saw a dog fall out of an airplane and land in a brown paper bag full of bananas and strawberry jam. Just kidding... it was actually ketchup. :)

Where is this cancer located?

Oh gawd, late for school and I'm still looking at SG forums lawl