Rise and Downfall of Steam(poetry)

Roses are red
Violet are blue

Steam has changed
We should change too

When he woke up, steam was still there.

QQ me a river
QQ your uproar
Or maybe just play and
Have fun some more.

First they started region locking games, and I did not speak out
Because I only buy from the Steam store.

Then they added 7 day cooldown for keys, and I did not speak out
Because I don't play those games.

Then they added captcha, and I did not speak out
Because I don't use bots.

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
OP is a faggot
And so are you

One there was a boy,

a boy called Gabe.

He didn't have a single toy,

and not even a babe.

Time passed and he got old,

he made a toy called Steam.

It was lonely and so cold,

that nobody joined the team.

Time passed and he got popular,

and got a lot of chicks.

He has a house that's modular

made of thousands evil pricks.

Then the Ubi and EA came,

those ugly little thieves.

And now their every new game,

is on their shitty beams.

Steam was still the best of it,

but sadly GabeN failed.

He turned it into piece of shit,

and got his mailbox mailed.

I've misread the title as "Rise and Fall on Steam", that would have been some awesome news.

Steam was good

Now is bad

Give me all your games

Now I think I'm banned

Roses are red

Violates are blue

Overused lines won't

get pussy for you