Dear Steamgifts,

We've had some fun, you and I. But it's just not doing it for me any more, you know? The giveaway wins, they're more common, less special. I still love them, sure, but they just don't hold the same BANG that they used to (except that thing you do with your mouth. Yeeeah, that's the stuff). We've talked for over 11,000 comments and I've been sarcastic from puzzle giveaways to Support. It's been a good run.

But it's over now. I'm leaving you, Steamgifts. No, it's not about your sister, Playblink. We both know she could never hope to be like you. She's too much of a golddigger. No, there's no other site in my life. It's always just been about you and me, baby. But I'm feeling trapped, like I don't get enough free time. So this is it... goodbye. I'll never forget you. The hope as a giveaway closed, the tears when I lost a 3 entry, 2 copy giveaway, the smiles when I leeched another game from people more deserving, the people trading away my own giveaways. We've had some good times, you and I. But this is it. The end... goodbye, Steamgifts.

All my love,
thejadefalcon

P.S. I'm not really leaving, but my activity is going to sharply drop from September 12th onwards for six months. My very beautiful American girlfriend is finally coming back to England after nearly a year apart (six months together in a three year long relationship really sucks, by the way), so I'm going to be spending almost all of my time with her. I'll be back to annoying you all in six months, but I'll visit when I can throughout my "vacation." Love to you all, Jade. <3

P.P.S. Being back in Support has not changed this at all. I'm still going. I can just help the site before I do.

P.P.P.S. Is the SG equivalent of a Dear John letter a Dear xarabas?

September 12th. Have four hours before I head off to Heathrow to collect her. I've had fun knowing you all and I'll pop my ugly face back in as often as I can, but you can consider me officially buggered off at this point. <3 See you in six months!

12 years ago*

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I can't think a better way to get away from this community (apart from being elected to Parliament or President of the Republic). Have nice days.

12 years ago
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Ok I found your formula, you can go, we'll just clone you.

12 years ago
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12 years ago
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Awwwwww whys he cryiiinng?

12 years ago
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He knows what horrible truths lie ahead in the mixing process.

12 years ago
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We will miss you!I wish you and your girlfriend have a good life!

12 years ago
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I want to watch how world burn.
12 years ago
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YES !!! WOOOHOOOO !!!!!!!! Good Riddance !Uhmmm aaaahh ... What I mean was " What a shame see you soon love and dont tell your GF about our Affair she might not like it ! "

12 years ago
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Ooh :'( But it is real, in SG you can waste a lot of time, fun tim thoughe. But sometimes you can do better things with this time, I hope see you soon ^^

12 years ago
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quote:

My very beautiful American girlfriend is finally coming back to England after nearly a year apart

I see what you did here

12 years ago
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Bye :| have fun.

12 years ago
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Hey Jade-san ... please don't go ... ok - better version - not so wistful !

If you still thinking about leaving ... so let's all SGusers wish you good time and don't worry, be happy :)

And if we all know that you are not really leaving - so let celebrate it and have a party :)

12 years ago
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yey... free beer for all when you comeback :D :D

12 years ago
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I remember exchanging thoughts with you on long-distance relationships a while ago and I'm happy for ya! We'll miss you though!

12 years ago
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Ill cya and miss you, you were cool always saw everywhere

12 years ago
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At least read my story // comment in "how-did-you-find-steamgifts" - just finished it. It's pretty related to the situation here ;|
And NO - I didn't knew that jadefalcon is leaving us ;(
I hope that you'll come back someday! (6 months is too much <i'm not gonna cry - i'm not gonna cry - Who am I trying to fool?>)
P.S. Your bans were the best ( I mean there which I got from you :D )
P.P.S. And what about the freaking - exclusive group of yours?
P.P.P.S. Good night everyine.

12 years ago
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Souls will remain open. I'll still pop in every so often, but until I return, my very capable mods can keep it running.

12 years ago
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Maybe we'll find something to top Secret of the Magic Crystals by the time you return...

12 years ago
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SotMC 2 is in production... the bastards...

12 years ago
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All because of you.

12 years ago
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All because of SteamGift users who bought tons of it during the 75% off sale just to gift out on the site!

12 years ago
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My advice: don't let your American girlfriend get fat.

12 years ago
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Then there would just be more of her to love.

12 years ago
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Visit us sometimes jade

12 years ago
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When I go, my goodbye letter will be written in puzzle giveaways.

Don't worry, it wont be anytime soon.

12 years ago
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sob sob

go away

12 years ago
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:)

12 years ago
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Enjoy every second of it!

12 years ago
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Enjoy your time together! You two must love each other very much and be very strong to make your relationship work. I've been in a long distance relationship and it sucks (about 1.5 months actually together during 8 months). He broke my heart when he decided he didn't want to deal with it anymore. Dont take any of your time with her for granted, and dont ever say something you might not mean.

12 years ago
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Didn't notice this until just now. You're one of the good ones. We'll miss you.

12 years ago
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Oh, also, I have to ask... May I enter The Dungeon?

"Those who want to enter may ask. "

12 years ago
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Enjoy the time with your girlfriend mate! :

12 years ago
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stop stealing our womens :(

12 years ago
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Closed 11 years ago by thejadefalcon.