Chicken vs T-Rex

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He even got a CNET article out of it.

Really?

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Spoilers!

It wasn't even close either. Chickens aint no play joke when they're angry.

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Chickens are evil, the T-Rex didn't stand a chance.

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There's a legion of chickens, their numbers overwhelmed the T-Rexes. ^^

Thank you for your giveaway AJ!

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Who knew the toes were a dinosaur's weak point? Next time I'm stuck on a tropical island with genetically reborn tyrannical dinosaurs on the loose, I'll tell everyone to grab a fork and poke the toes until they collapse dead. No worries.

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Bump.

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T-Rexes had no chance, the chickens had expert formation and the discipline of the roman legions.

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Wow. Poor dinosaurs.

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How did they die, exhaustion?

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(bump!)

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We have an adverb that is roughly translated to "many geese overpower a pig". The same was seen here, only with a bit larger pigs. :D

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Ez volt az én első gondolatom is :D

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Pedig nem az enyim :P

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Of course chickens are smaller (and friendlier) than geese and pigs are not 10 meters long nor do they mass 8 tonnes!

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You mean proverb no?

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Yes.
You know, funny thing is that my livelihood is writing in English, but I have troubles with the names of phrases related to the science of grammar. All my life, English was taught in more of a practical way, skipping learning raw rules and just practising the language as it is.

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Some things just wont stick, or feel important at some level. I recently learned the difference between then and than myself. I was honestly just concerned I had gotten the term wrong :)

Edit: As you probably can tell by that I suck at grammar as well but have a decent feel for English at least

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Then it is better late than never. =)

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lol, I still have to stop an think about it though. I have no clue why this doesn't feel as natural as most other things

Edit: There's probably also loads and loads of stuff I'm not even noticin. For example I had rough time accepting that alot actually isn't a real word :D

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Bump!

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Thanks!

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That... was... one... of... the... most... Amazing Things EVER!

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I actually really like the tune lol....

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Now "being a chicken" has a whole new meaning. :)

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Bump :3

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Don't mess with Angry Chickens :3

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Seems accurate... The comments on YouTube are EPIC!

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I was impressed by them as well.

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^This ;P

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haha, this is exactly what I was thinking

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lmao yes, poor dinos. i have 3 chicken (dirty savage monsters) and often wonder how my ladies would look like if they were like their old relatives.

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You would definitely need a bigger coop and imagine the cost of extra feed. Oh, but the eggs, they would be grand! One alone would be enough to feed a small village breakfast. I'd just hate to be the one trying to gather it. :-)

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well we could keep them in a big electrified fence and feed them with goats and cows. we might even turn the whole thing in a tourist attraction. what could go wrong :v

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This is called

EVOLUTION

WHERE DID BIRDS EVOLVED FROM
DON'T YOU SEE, SMALL ARMS ARE NOW SMALL WINGS
THEY THE DIRECT UPGRADE!!!

They just went away with all that bouldering fat mass that also said 'im a target'(for meteors)

And can now live much better consuming less- they're also ready for the incoming capatalism uber crash/next bubble

...and they live without heads!
Can you do that t-rexes? Dinossaurs?
Puny Humans?!!

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Attack Speed > Attack Power. Its just simple who wins given the sheer number of chickens

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Thank you and bump.

Aren't chicken just evolved Dinosaurs?
So Evolution wins again.

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+1

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T-Rex would have needed a helping hand.

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So chicken hunt in swarms now? Driver ants would be interesting for such a simulation.

Thanks for the GA!

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At least they could climb up the dinosaurs and bite them all over; chickens can only peck the toes!

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BUMP 😀

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Sardines vs whales next? ;)

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The outcome depends solely on one factor - are the sardines canned or not?

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rofl!!!

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