What does it say on your badges ?

Recruit - A Hairy Cup - Grow - Nemo

So I'm supposed to find a hairy cup to help Nemo grow...

10 Years of Service
Holiday 2014
Auction Winner
Cape & Cowl

Pocket Monster
Zombie
Probably Archery
Palmtree

Outbreak SPAAACE! Ganker Mannifest Destiny

I've got:

1. Holiday 2014
2. For the King!
3. Sergeant
4. Rusty
   

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Field Artillery
Throwing Knives
Survivor
Skilled

So reading chronologically I'm skilled survivor who is throwing knives at field artillery. Checks out!

Leftover, Rifleman, Global Sentinel, Patient Zero

Yarn Ball - Meow!

Condition: Yellow, Novice, Hornet, Level 1

wooden sword and the rest are written in greek so... :P

Guilty of Crime -- Steam Summer Adventure 2014 - Purple Team -- Chicken Chaser -- Gravity Apprentice :D

I don't craft many badges, because IMO Steam level doesn't worth a thing.

Bear the elements colonthree sparks will fly recruit !

holiday 2014 electric torch level 2 hamisha

Main Badge: Director of Acquisitions
Commander | Holiday 2014 | Bronce medal | Arrival

1 Years of service | Sword | Chicken Chaser | Holiday 2014
Also main badge: Leonhardt

BOOM Professional caveman Lord of Isengard Survival rookie

Gem Years Summer Community

ROOKIE Wannabe Hero Tramp Holiday 2014.

I guess I'm some sort of rookie prostitute who also wants to be a hero in Christmas 2014. That's kewl.

Years of Service Steam Summer Adventure 2014 Global Sentinel Community Ambassador.
Very meh...

Citizen of Sanctuary, Finally a Weapon, Bronze Medal, Adventure found me.....

So I'm an Olympic Bronze medal-winning citizen of Sanctuary who has been thrust head first into an adventure of sorts that requires some sort of weapon, which I have thankfully just found. Sounds like something I'd watch if it were made into a movie.

Boom Headshot
Captain
Wooden key
Recruit

Musician Ninja TV City Devourer Makoto in Love

lol

Origin Seal
That Dirty Monkey
Recruit
Wodden Ship