But my friends don't dig up my idea and think it's a bad thing to do :( HALP, what do i do? do i follow their suggestion or do i do whatever i want???

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Do your own thing; Choose your own path.

11 years ago
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Hi, thread with a ton of comments whore (jk)

11 years ago
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I can see the appeal of turning into an inanimate object, but I'd vote against it myself.

11 years ago
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The joke is well and truly done now. This is getting spam-like.

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11 years ago
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You're lucky I JUST finished my lunch!

11 years ago
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Maybe I just want to help you keep your girlish figure. :>

11 years ago
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You think I'm fat? D':

11 years ago
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I'm not saying you're fat . . . I'm just saying you've been laying around the house in your sweats a lot lately . . . I mean, you could maybe make a little more effort, is all.

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I give plenty of effort. Who's supposed to watch little Jimmy? If you think I'm the lazy cow, maybe you should try looking after him for once. It's always the same Wes, you always make me feel so useless! I can't deal with that!

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Well, you could always drop him at your mother's for the day now and then. Or maybe even hire a babysitter instead of shopping for penguin figurines online all day. It's not like I don't see the bills before I pay them. And would it kill you to put on a little makeup and just freshen up a little now and then? How do you think I feel!? I come home, the house is a wreck, Jimmy's a mess, and you're sitting on the couch watching reality shows and wearing something just this side of a burlap sack. How is that supposed to put me in the mood!?

11 years ago
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You're too convincing!

I love being single even more now!

11 years ago
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:3

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+1 LOL

11 years ago
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you're lucky i didn't have lunch....

11 years ago
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Meal enters by sight, you're not a good chef, you need to improve a bit

11 years ago
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With enough excercise, you can be a strip club. lol

11 years ago
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dip yourself in cement and duct tape a stripper pole on your chest

hire someone to dance on you

you've done it

11 years ago
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xD i would pay to see that^^

11 years ago
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I want to strip my friend and photograph her naked from 100 angles and strap them onto a table and rape th-

Oh sorry, wrong thread.

11 years ago
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Be a bacon strip. Then I'm all yours.

11 years ago
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I want a lap dance.... from a redhead :(

11 years ago
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so, to sum things up. no hidden giveaway. dumb topic. horrible english. why did you create this thread? i don't mean to be rude, but you sort of asked for it when you pressed 'create thread'.

11 years ago
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What is dis lawl

11 years ago
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Burn a competitor stripclub down and strip while lying on the very spot the club was in.

11 years ago
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You do whatever you want girl! ;)

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Ok... how does one become a "stripclub" lol...

11 years ago
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Take MegaGiga and Mezza with you, then.

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LMAO

11 years ago
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you want to be a stripclub? o.O please let me know when you "open yourself" LOL

11 years ago
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HARHARHARHAR :D

11 years ago
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Oh okay then, step 1

11 years ago
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I dream of a day when people stop trying to link funnyjunk.

11 years ago
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hey do u rmember ebaumsworld LOL

11 years ago
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I opened the image itself separately, got the link from there, but the whole page still ended up opening when clicking the link sigh

11 years ago
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Yeah, they never work, sadly.

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you must graduate from stripclub school.

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you can tell the builders to burn your body and use the ashes in the paint.

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you're so kewl

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Closed 11 years ago by konjad.