A man walks into a bar... and.... [GA closed]

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."

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Anyway, just a little heads up.

Tommorow i'll make a few giveaways. I have 35 games to giveaway. They are cool games - nothing special, but fun to play. All of them will be private and contributor level 1+. I will post all the links (part of the links) here in this post and i'll start making them at noon 12:00 CEST (10:00 GMT). Giveaways will be quick - 1 hour in length.
At the moment I can only make 6 at the time so.... when giveaway ends i will add winners on steam and i'll send them the gift over steam gifting system (i have games in my inventory, except one - i cant trade them but i can gift them). If people join these giveaways i hope they will stay arround for at least that hour so we can do all this quickly.

Games list:

• 1 Postal

• 1 The 39 steps

• 1 The tiny bang story

• 1 Tiny Troopers

• 1 Waking mars

• 1 Super Splatters (humble bundle link)

• 2 Caster

• 2 Survivor Squad

• 2 Pressure

• 2 Smuglers 5

• 2 Knights and merchants ** removed from GA

• 3 The culling of the cows ** removed from GA

• 3 The chaos engine

• 4 Planets under attack

• 4 Urban trial freestyle

• 5 Waveform

• 5 Defy gravity extended

edit:
** - i cant find these games on the games list here on this site. I've created a ticket and maybe they will add them if not i'll have to figure something out.

edit2:
Changed 40 giveaways to 35 :/

Giveaway list:

1. /DUvlQ/postal //recieved
2. /J7aHO/the-39-steps //recieved
3. /F77KJ/the-tiny-bang-story //recieved
4. /vrReJ/tiny-troopers //waiting for the winner to come online ****
5. /eBqKx/waking-mars //recieved
6. /HmMPr/defy-gravity-extended //recieved
7. /QfPOa/caster //waiting for the winner to come online
8. /hHVgQ/survivor-squad //waiting for the winner to come online //winner already has it - requesting new winner //recieved
9. /lGp1r/pressure //recieved
10. /o02aM/smugglers-5 //recieved
11. /xh30n/planets-under-attack //recieved
12. /3kcya/defy-gravity-extended (public) //recieved
13. /QitsN/caster //recieved
14. /FKGbV/survivor-squad //recieved
15. /CaBIT/pressure //waiting for the winner to come online
16. /HQOYx/smugglers-5 //recieved
17. /8IUs2/urban-trial-freestyle //recieved
18. /GOVQF/defy-gravity-extended (public) //recieved
19. /7XAXo/the-chaos-engine //recieved
20. /SRKqZ/planets-under-attack //recieved
21. /EoxdZ/urban-trial-freestyle //recieved
22. /Q9xv3/waveform //recieved
23. /k0mqU/urban-trial-freestyle //recieved
24. /JsttF/defy-gravity-extended (public) //recieved
25. /yiDgA/the-chaos-engine //recieved
26. /5ZVnd/planets-under-attack //recieved
27. /i0wUo/waveform //recieved
28. /9OMfR/waveform //recieved
29. /PywKo/super-splatters //recieved
30. /FY95V/defy-gravity-extended //recieved
31. /lP3lj/the-chaos-engine //recieved
32. /oElx2/planets-under-attack //recieved
33. /mEXJm/urban-trial-freestyle //waiting for the winner to come online ****
34. /tuZIg/waveform //recieved
35. /AyjvY/waveform //recieved

*note:
Waciach is also doing some concurent giveaway here. If you go here /ROJEe/gish you can enter his giveaway. Here is his second gift YtzvL/magicka :)

Dealowack is also having a giveaway. Here /eqoEf/ you can find his giveaway.

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Good Luck!