What did everyone get for christmas?

Fuck Christmas It’s a waste of fucking time
Fuck Santa He’s just out to get your dime
Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe
White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where’ere you go
And stupid pratts In Santa hats All going Ho Ho Ho!
It’s Christmas fucking time again
Fuck Christmas It’s a fucking Disney Show
Fuck Carols And all that fucking snow
Fuck reindeer And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose
Fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane.
Go tell the elves To fuck themselves
It’s Christmas time again.

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dafuqbro

AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA WTF ROFL HAHAHAHA I FELL OF THE CHAIR AND WETN TO PEE

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VahidSlayerOfAll

cant go wrong with Monty Python

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codmaniak98

From anyone ? Nothing.

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ZerosBeat

It could be something you got yourself

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sephirotha7

All will get 2-3 kilos fatter Merry christmas!!!!!

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zeus9860

I got nothing from others as expected.

Each year i get less, i guess next year i have to pay other people to get me a gift or something since i got literally nothing this year. :L

Not that i care anyways, christmas gifting is way out of my interests and i only like to give gifts irl to kids in the family.

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orangepiranha

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Tactical

You wouldn't believe my families string of bad luck lately, needless to say I don't think there will be gifts this year. I'm not a very materialistic person though so no biggie. Happy holidays everyone!

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ZerosBeat

Sorry to hear about your families string of bad luck I hope you have a Merry Christmas

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Tactical

Thanks, you too.

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Agrass

A capo for my guitar, so far.

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ZerosBeat

What does a Capo do?

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Agrass

it let's you play on higher pitches. It holds all the strings as high as you want on the fret.

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aPieceofPie

Toasted sandwich maker, chocolate, cologne, clothes and a grocery voucher.
I ain't even mad, adulthood ftw.

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ZerosBeat

I would love a Toasted Sandwich Maker that sounds amazing

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drb00t

i got a pair of pants and i was actually stoked... adulthood ftw! hehe

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faboitas

i got my father drunk beating up my mother and threatening me to death
yes, i'm very happy... HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS ಠ_ಠ

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Gombart

thats the christian mess spirit

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ZerosBeat

I am sorry to hear that I think later down the road your Father should try and get some help to not let that happen , I hope you can still have a Merry Christmas

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eiviss245

Got A Galaxy Tab 4 ^.^

Merry Christmas,guys! ;)

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SuperSexyLlama

I bought myself a car.

Merry Christmas everyone! :)

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ZerosBeat

Broom Broom

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leonidas56

Clonk Clonk

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MartDrummer

Thud.

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Switsenninja

Vroom Vroom

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TormenT

Llamas cannot into drive.

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SuperSexyLlama

Ah yes BUT i am no ordinary llama. I. AM. SUPERSEXYLLAMA or in other words llama that can drive :D

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Azanthriel

I got some cookies for my birthday on the 24th but nothing for Christmas. But even the cookies were a pleasant surprise. L)

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Gombart

Another bill from the veterinary

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BizalhoPT

Well... At least your pet is better! Right? ^_^

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Gombart

Right! That makes me happy to know they are all good again.

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BizalhoPT

Good to know :D I love my pets too!

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BizalhoPT

Bought myself a Playstation 4 + GTA V + PES 2015 (not that i like football games but it came free with the ps4 so yeah). Merry Xmas everyone :=)

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ZerosBeat

Nice, I hope you dont regret not buying an Xbox one :P

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leonidas56

Or a wii u ಠ_ಠ

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BizalhoPT

I've grown around playstation, only franchises i would want to play are Halo and Forza xD Who knows in the future!

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zeus9860

Should have bought the other bundle with GTA 5 + fifa 15 and AC4.

Sell PES15 if u don't play it or keep it around to play rarelly with friends, i did the same with fifa15 and it's totally not worth it!

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BizalhoPT

Where i live (Portugal) They only had the bundle i bought for 350€. Other bundles were 400€ with only 1 game!
Yeah i will probably sell PES and buy something else =D

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sardonov

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag and 3 red wines.

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ZerosBeat

I heard Black Flag is pretty good must be better with some wine

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sardonov

Is even better with a pirate rum :)

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leonidas56

even better with a pirate grog, rum is for pussy pirates

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KashiMorph

I got a couple of chocolates from a nice lady and a nice paper bill from one of my grandmothers. :)

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ZerosBeat

Nice Chocolate keeps you young Merry Christmas

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Thirteen13

I got a really neat book about vampires from my boyfriend! Didn't except anything like that from him, it was a great surprise :)

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ZerosBeat

Oh that's nice i've only read one book about vampires i thought was good and i think it was called " You Suck " But I'm glad you like them and i'm glad you got a good surprise Merry Christmas

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Venhiem

Nothing. We don't have christmas in Pakistan.

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ZerosBeat

Well Happy Holidays!

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KashiMorph

What about you?

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murk3

A new friend.

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ZerosBeat

If you want you can make another one :D

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murk3

That would be nice, do you volunteer? The requirements are being either a panda or cute, I'm picky.

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ZerosBeat

Idk add me on steam I'm not sure if i'm a panda but then again i'm not sure if i'm cute

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SHIV

new power supply and graphics card, so now I can do this, this and this

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ZerosBeat

Dammmn bro them screenshots are lookin so HQ Nice Merry Christmas

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SHIV

merry xmas to you and everyone else on SG as well.

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ET3D

I bought the Doctor Who Audiobook bundle ($15 level).

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ZerosBeat

A+ Purchase Merry Christmas

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ET3D

Thanks. Merry Christmas.

By the way, my wife bought herself a band saw.

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Paulusi

I gifted to myself a 25 Euros Paysafe card for DayZ ;)

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ZerosBeat

My friends play that all the time I hope its as fun as they make it seem Merry Christmas

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Dizzee

As a person who's been asocial for years Christmas gifts are nothing but childhood memories to me now.

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zeus9860

Basically my case.

We are on the same boat bro.

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ZerosBeat

I added both of yall on steam :D Merry Christmas

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barniman

I got The Leftovers book (since I love the show) as a gift, and I got myself a retail copy of This War of Mine and yesterday I also bought Lords of the Fallen on steam.

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