This is a Llama puzzle thread. However, it will probably get less traffic because nobody knows who I am.

This thread made possible by Llama. Make sure to give that guy lots of love.

I don't like putting a puzzle in the thread title. So stay tuned.

My puzzle making skills really suck. So... sorry.

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Llama?

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Who the fuck is Llama?
Llama ruuuuuleezzzzz!111
I like Potatoes more
Motorpenis
GTA V
Generic Llama reference

pead the 5fth

probably not
edit: fuck 7 seconds too slow

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motorpenis. because every page needs one

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come on people, 1000 comments. spam the fuck out of this thread

9 years ago
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meh

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moo

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ah Generic Llama reference is losing

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I like potatoes more.

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Losing is for wieners.

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LOL! xD

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Screw it. I can't think of anything for this one.
inMomentumSteam Key:

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The number of threads I have created. Guess it right, it's yours.

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1

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k you win.

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yay!

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I think that went faster than most of the puzzles.

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I wish Llamas wishlist giveaways were that easy:p

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Take it easy. :)

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3

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90?

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I'm hoping it's close to mine...

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I'd say 69 but we need to keep it clean, so it must be 42!

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is the answer cork?

maybe a tooldriver?

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What do chickens have to do with it?

Let's keep it clean. This is a family thread.

Asshole.

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Using a chicken as a buttcork is the only way to get my asshole clean.

That's totally family safe; gotta practice good bathroom hygiene.

9 years ago
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Dude. My fucking 11 year old just read this.

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And I had to explain what a chicken-colon-cleansing was. Fucking dick.

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father of the year, lets his kid read this stuff

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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

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I'm sure he'll grow up just fine:p

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Hey, I need a recording of that so I can explain that to my kids in 9 and 10 years respectively.

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It will be my second in a series entitled "Go the fuck to sleep"

The first I let Some guy read for me.

9 years ago
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i really wanted to reply to this; your 11 yr old is already having sex? what type of condoms do llamas use?

... llama-skin? hahahahaha

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

9 years ago
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That's RACIST!

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so blondes are better at sex

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Still not nearly at 1000. spam people, spam! the other day we did it in like 5 minutes

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Fuck those guys. They are probably mods, anyways.

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I don't like so much

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t

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BEWARE the BAN HAMMER!

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The last 100 comments don't count.

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but, but, :(

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Mine do!

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just got back are there still giveaways going on?

9 years ago
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nope giveaway store is closed out; all games are gone forever

better luck trying real life hobbies

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thank god you actually have some cents once in awhile

like 2 cents

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Last comment counts as 200!

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this is the last comment of this page

9 years ago
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nope.

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maybe this time

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this was never addressed

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Dear lord, what is with all these notifications.
Edit: Okay, that was not intentional.

9 years ago
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that's what you get for creating a thread: you get spammed by spam

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Instant regret. Nah, just kidding. Puzzles are fun.

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View attached image.
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mmmmmmm! spam!

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motorpenis

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221 more comments people

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Actually 118 but who is counting :)

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Llama might have discounted 100 comments on the last page:(

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Llama, he knows how to count!

View attached image.
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ROFL i like how you put "cat" for the image ... hahhahahahahahdfjklasgkd h;vui

i dont even know why thats funny but it is

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people, there is a very important reason to reach 1000 comments(or 1100 now, I don't know): because I fucking said so!

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you are no better

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come on, I'm a little bit better. edit: aren't you the cop? threaten to arrest people if they don't comment!

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why am i known for the cop i never even posted the pictures

why cant i be known for

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known for what? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR? The suspense is killing me!

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what do you mean i said i want to be known for

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ahhhh! I think there is a problem with my pc. It's not showing what you want to be known for:( I'd better take it to the Geek Squad at Best Buy to find out what's wrong

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Lets try another one of these:

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

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HA!

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lol

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Are we out of games to give?

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Nope, am stacking them up until December. You know Pie Day, not like that yucky fucky Cake Day everyone else celebrates.

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Strayed can suck a dick. Cakes are fucking dumb.

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I prefer Pie. Fuck a cake, cakes are racist and homophobic.

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and terrorists and they kick kittens

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You talk bad about your friend. I bet that's the last time he let's you put "just the tip" in.

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I never mentioned anyone's name.. You did.. Should refer to the rule of not calling out! Fucking Llamas cannot read nor type when drinking... They are Llamas fucking badly, rule 34.

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I'm calling out strayed. Right here. Strayed takes the tip. Hit me with all you got.

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Just the tip is all you get. Beg for more.Break another rule!

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You act like I haven't been banned before. I live for that shit! I'M CALLING YOU OUT STRAYED! AND MODS...for...something. damnit. what was it?

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Banned never, suspended yes. I earned every hour I have been in that dark damp place. You on the other hand need a spanking. First clean your fur, you have poop stuck in it.

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Oh, so it's a ban fest? Let's do this!

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no, it's bananafest

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fuck you fight me!

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i'M ACTUALLY NOT SURE HOW. I had my caps on. My apologies.

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Ahhh good laughs, good times on SG.
Is this what they meant for therapy?
Prolly not.
But punching Llamas is fun as fuck!

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game on, bitch!

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Llamas vs. Zombies! You guys should make that game!

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No it should be a crime drama.. Where an unlikely pair are partners & have to solve cold case files every week.

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Almost forgot about Pie Day, thanks for reminding me :)

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Is it Pie Day or Pie Hole Day? :)

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Here, take my last one; I'm off to never never land!
Bought my TicKeT even though I'm driving a BMW M[] in my dreams...

Dungeon Defenders + All DLC Steam key

LJV57-???HG-L77M[]

For real, I have to wake up in two hours; wish me luck!

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whoops i got it right. hahaha shit.

thanks

now i gotta like. give stuff away.

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Two part answers. Genius. Now why didn't I think of that?

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u dum bro

i honestly could not believe i got that. i was just fuckin aroudn i never try the keys in llama/alt acct threads

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Yeah, I know. :(
Congratulations on the win!

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yeah but now i feel guilty as shit.

and i still wub u

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I'm going to sleep. Goodnight Tumalu, Llama, and peasants <3

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:( goodnight Meow also, dancing cat gif

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Too tired to change the picture a little so here we are again.... Guys....

View attached image.
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I think we ruined your favorite song.

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What?! You're done?

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Waiting for your reply!

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I lost it! where??

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My reply in the other thread was actually lyrics.

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Nah just did the full steam profile edit.... Time to sleep so see you in the next llama thread in about 2 days...

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i spent way too long looking at that profile

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Its pure awesome <3

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are you sleeping with me right now

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that snowflake looks like a sex toy

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56 or so to go

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It's almost a dead thread.

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:(

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it's not dead until i say it's dead! :3

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who are you you havent been working in here like the rest of us

and damn it llama i was replying and then you close the thread what the shit

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it's not closed!

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see you dont even know whats going on here

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Turn out the lights, the party's over, all good things must come to an end.

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but, we're only 49 away from 1000! Not that Llama will remember, he's drunk and fighting and eating cupcakes.

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That's true. Off-top. What time is now?

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Late, too late. I'm contemplating closing the thread.

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But at my home only 13:42!

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I should have been asleep an hour ago.

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I should have been asleep 3 hours ago but fuck

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Ah, an east coaster. These threads often get the better of us.

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Nope, Mountain baby. I just literally stayed up 3 hours too long.

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Oh, duh. Plus two, not plus three. Too hard to do math when tired.

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I'm on the east coast and it's only 18:47.

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East coast of the WORLD MAYBE.

USA MASTER RACE

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Oh. Then - спокойной ночи. ;D

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u wot m8

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How is this still going! I've been to bed, got out of bed and everyone's still slapping willies around :) You guys have the constitution of ox's!

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It's not. :)

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Oh RIP thread!

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966... Someone wants to get 1000.
js93583, I talk about you.

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no one does

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Im drunk and I got it.... thanks for the soundtrack... to a game i dont have. lol. Have a drink mate! :)
"Please First Activate original game" herey ou go peoples
K0XWL-YMEFE-QF5H5

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That's why I'm giving it away :D

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Too tricky. :D

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Actually, I'm just bumping the thread :D

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Closed 9 years ago by Tumalu.