Granted. A sorcerer turned you into a human, but not without a sacrifice. Once the sorcerer turned you into a human, he erased all of your memories back when you where a bear. A year later you where hunting with your friends and killed some bears. At that moment the sorcerer gave you your memory back, and you suddenly realized you killed your own family......
I wish I had some root beer right now.
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Wish granted. But you know what? I'll spill the root beer to the ground because I'm sad.
I just killed my own family
I wish I could be rich.
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Granted. You ended up getting rich off of selling weed to your friend. Secretly your friend was an undercover cop. But he was a bad cop, at night he killed you and took all your money.
I wish I had a better PC.
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Wish granted. That bad cop gave you a new and better one worth 3000$, but he only did it so he could break it in front of you while burning your house.
I wish I was a bear zombie.
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Granted, all of the sudden hyperinflation struck the world and your money has no value.
I wish I was not lazy.
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Wish granted, you're now a workaholic you will die in exactly 30 minutes from a heart attack.
I wish i was a potato
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Wish granted, you are now an over-energetic super saiyan. Too bad, you wake up afterwards because you are still in bed due to lazyness.
I wish I was Gabe Newell.
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Head scan completed. Now you're GabeN
I wish that everyone was a bear.
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Wish granted, but by some mistake, you stayed the last human on Earth, and got eaten by your friends.
I wish to game developers stop making dlc's.
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Then just go away, there is no need for rude comments.
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So this thread just burned out, it has not been even a day :(
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I'm wondering if I should delete this forum in that case....
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Granted, but it became hungry and ate you.
I wish this discussion was alive once more.
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I fondly recall reading (And laughing my ass off at) countless "Make a Wish, Have it Corrupted" forums and comments on a now-possibly-obscure site called Neoseeker when I was younger. Well, it's been 10 years, so it's time to corrupt some wishes! :trollface:
For those who don't know, how "Make a Wish, Have it Corrupted works" is that one user makes a wish, and another user corrupts that wish however they want. Then that user makes a wish, and another user corrupts it, rinse and repeat infinitely. For example:
User 1: "I wish for a gift copy of GTA V."
User 2: "Granted, it got revoked from your account by the glorious god we worship known only as Gaben 7 days later. I wish for a new Windows 7 desktop."
I would say you could wish for anything/corrupt wishes in whatever way you'd like, but since Steamtrades has guidelines, anything involving piracy, pornography, personal info, referral links, and link shorteners will not be tolerated - Comments that mention any of these topics will be promptly deleted. Aside from being sure to use prefixes for NSFW images, videos, or links, as well as using spoiler tags for spoilers in games or other media, everything else is fair game, so let's corrupt some wishes! (Steamtrades guidelines found here: http://www.steamgifts.com/about/guidelines)
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