Since this is the first comment, I'll start this forum off with a wish of my own.
"I wish for $1500 in my steam wallet."
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Granted. I accidentally redeemed it to my account, though.
I wish I had another drink.
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I wish to have infinite wishes.
Seriously I never understood why someone who's granted with 3 wishes or just 1 wish, can't just wish that.
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Granted. But none of them comes true.
I wish humans had no need for sleep.
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Granted, we all died from hyperactivity.
I wish it was easier to trade bundle links in steamtrades.
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I Wish frozen 2 was coming out
oh wait a second I guess dreams do come true today :)
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Granted, Frozen 2 was voted the worst movie of 2017.
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But Disney can already make a lot of money I bet making terrible games like this unlicensed one.
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Maybe this isn't working out as well as I had hoped...
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I wish I was happy...
jk, life's great scrubs, lets smoke dank crystal together
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Granted, you got the lead role in a movie that got canceled after financial problems.
I wish school days got cut down to 168 days a year.
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Granted, an asteroid hits earth.
Edit: I forgot my wish...
I wish i was a cruel dictator.
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Granted, the last 2 years of Russia under your control as a dictator resulted in WW3, a repeat of the Holocaust, and every living being on the planet dead.
I wish I was paid more money by management at my job.
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Granted, but the salary increase doesn't keep up with taxes and you end up on public assistance.
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Granted, you make more money, you buy a faster car, and you get hit by an asteroid.
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Just kidding...you crash into a lemonade stand and kill a 5 yo and you get sentenced to life in prison.
I wish cigarettes would be good for health.
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Granted, all the smoke that results from every lit cigarette worldwide causes Global Warming.
I wish there would be a movie with at least a rather decent original concept.
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Granted, but it's 100 hrs long and so captivating you can't leave your seat. You die of thirst.
I wish that I won the lottery.
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Granted, you won $1!
I wish I knew what I was doing with my life...
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Granted, you wake up one day and realize your calling is to become the next serial killer.
I wish playing Portal didn't give me motion sickness.
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Granted, Portal's now a game about coloring on brick walls with broken crayons. Oh, wait, that game didn't really sell any units. That, and it got seriously negative reception from critics and the public for highlighting everything wrong with the gaming industry.
I wish I had something to wish for.
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Granted, you get mugged just after you got all your money in cash, and you also get stabbed multiple times.
I wish I won the lottery xD
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Granted, riots have been occurring in downtown Atlanta ever since Gabzilla won the lottery a month ago.
I wish I had infinite TF2 Keys.
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Granted, but the infinite keys are a bug and there is no way to trade an "infinite key" for anything of value.
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Granted, there is nothing of value on steam!
I wish I could jump off an airliner owned by Delta, and fall to my imminent doom.
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Granted. Cigarettes now contain additional nutrients making them great for feeding farm animals. The smoke is twice as carcinogenic as before, however.
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I'd post a wish but all my wishes got corrupted by life in general so.....
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Granted, but now you have school 23h a day.
I wish to live in the moon
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Granted, Its the moon of Pluto.
I wish winter didn't exist,
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Technically, yes, because what I was joking at was people having to deal with the summer heat 24/7, 365 days a year, cause we all know how much we love the summer heat....
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Oh i didnt think of it like that. Cue heat strokes.
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Granted, you freeze to death in some Canadian river.
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She falls in love with your father after you bring her home to meet the parents. Your family is ripped apart in the divorce and tears that follow. Also, this means she's your father's girlfriend now.
I wish I could have infinite food.
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Granted. You die under a collapsing mountain of Twinkies.
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Granted, doesn't solve your homelessness problems, though. Doesn't help you get a job, either.
I wish it was easier to win games on steamgifts.
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Granted. It is now much easier for everybody on SteamGifts to win games. Everybody except you, that is.
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I wish there was a good Chinese restaurant near my house.
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Granted, what qualifies as "good" to that restaurant is what reasonable consider to be "OMG this restaurant is infested by pests!"
I wish teleportation and/or time travel was possible in today's society.
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Granted, you have been transported to 10.000 BC, and time travel machine stoped responding.
Good luck.
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Granted, your dog disappears under suspicious circumstances......damn that's racist :|
I wish to have a tea party with queen Elizabeth.
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Granted, too bad you're allergic to English Tea.
I wish I never made this forum.
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Granted, your grandparents died today, Billy.
I wish Broadcasting was never implemented into the steam client.
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Granted. You started streaming your life 24/7 for all Steam users to see!
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I wish people wouldn't forget to make a wish after corrupting someone else's on this forum.
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Granted, you killed Hitler. (sorry I forgot)
I wish to have giant genitals.
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Granted, you get crushed to death when you try to walk
.I wish Dragon Ball Xenoverse didn't cost $50 USD.
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Granted, now it costs 50 cents (I want the game too so I made it a good wish)
I wish Steam Support was good.
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Granted, Valve announces in their blog post that they don't give a crap anyways, and fire their entire support staff.
I wish I was immortal.
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Granted, but you fall into a coma.
I wish I had 47 wives and the money to support all of them.
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Granted, you have to suffer through 47 divorces!
I wish I could just play a game, and not have to worry about anything.
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Granted, but now you need to keep playing it for all eternity... and the game in question is awful.
I wish I knew it all.
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Granted, you are an encyclopedia for all eternity.
I wish my non-existent goldfish didn't want to murder me with a chain gun, then throw my corpse into a industrial shredder.
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Granted, your non-existent goldfish wants to murder everyone else with a chain gun, then throw everyone's corpse into a industrial shredder. Then you'll be the only one in the world, and no way to reproduce, thus making it the end of human life.
I wish the next person's wish comes true.
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Granted, I corrupted that guy's wish!
I wish EA would just go bankrupt, they are the pure evil of the video game industry.
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Granted, they go bankrupt and with them also the entire games industry.
I wish everybody's wishes come true simultaneously, even if said wishes contradict each other.
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Granted, nobody knows what to wish for!
I wish my laptop was powerful enough to play CSGO without constant framerate drops.
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Serious question, though, should I close this forum? Or leave it open to let others have fun with this stupid idea?
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keep it running.
give it 3 days time.
let's see how far n twisted our imaginations can run
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I wish every living thing was never born in the first place.
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granted. enjoy barbie dollhouse n badrats with ol other games revoked from library.
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Granted, you got all 200 games on your wishlist.
I wish Bundlestars didn't require you to login to a Facebook account so I could get a steam key for Avencast without having to create a social media account I'd never use.
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Forget the wish thing, thanks for reminding me of Neoseeker. I haven't even thought about that site in AGES! Ah, man, good times...
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Granted, you go back in team, but you accidentally create a loop where you tell yourself in the past to comment and hence you're stuck in an infinite loop forever. I wish I haz $$$$$$$$
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Forever ends in 30 more years though :|
What if.
I wish I could find a fucking can opener that worked.
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Granted. But instruction unclear, you ended up with a bear penis.
I wish to have x-ray vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Granted, but dicks are not made of bones though, so you would still not see them Bear!
I wish I had admin powers so I could ban a Bear!
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Granted, although you accidentally banned yourself forever ;_;
I wish I was manbearpig.
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Granted, regional-pricing is removed and all the games are as expensive as the most expensive region.
I wish for all government corruptions to be gone.
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Granted. All government claim themselves full owners of the world and their members become legit owners of all and everything in their country. They are nice enough to leave you use your small flat for now, but don't take it for granted for life !
I wish for all male rapists to have their little wieners rot and fall.
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Granted. All male rapists with big wieners cheer and start a raping spree.
I wish Nickelback announced their retirement
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Granted. Nickelback announce their retirement, and each band around the world release tribute albums and adopt their kind of music
I wish I was happy
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Granted, you WAS happy but now you ARE sad.
I wish I am the best Dota 2 player in the world.
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Granted. All Dota 2 servers close, a new Dota 3 is released with totally different gameplay.
I wish my sister-in-law decide to stop being a lazy parasite and starts to look for a job.
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I also just noticed that this Discussion is in the wrong place....
This isn't the trade forum
http://www.steamgifts.com/about/guidelines
- Trades are limited to the trades section of the site, and should not be posted in giveaways or on the forum.
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That's why it's in the Off-Topic forums right now? It's just the title was unchanged.
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Is that your wish?
I wish I could shock people with electricity, online over the Internet..
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Granted. You accidentally shocked yourself and fell into a permanent comma.
I wish for an internet without trolls
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Granted. All the trolls are gone, along with all the forums, social media, commenting systems and other interactive sites. All community websites are removed from existence, and the internet is left with static boring information sites.
I wish for cookies
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Granted. My sister-in-law comes to your house with cookies. She likes the house and she's hungry so she stay there until she eats all the food (including the cookies, of course).
I wish some god comes to Earth and crushes painfully all and every arrogant who killed someone in his name.
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@Adamzombie, I never really intended this forum to be a trade post, nor have the slightest resemblance to one. This entire forum was just something stupid I created yesterday just for the lols, shits, and giggles.
Granted, everyone was crushed to death by a god gone rogue who thought an imperfect being who killed someone must die.
I wish I never had technical problems.
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Granted, you're too tall to safely enter buildings and houses.
I wish I was smaller.
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Granted, history class is just lectures about acts of keeping peace.
I wish COD wasn't just a yearly rehash of MW2.
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granted, your wife will have cancer in both boobs and die of horrible death while calling your name
this reminds me that i wish gaben was not so fat :/
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Granted. Your drill is now made of super-flexible material that only bends, never breaks. Too bad it'll also bend against the safe doors etc. instead of going though...
I wish Anachronox got a HD remake and a proper sequel
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Granted, Anachronox was remade, then GabeN stuck it up his ass resulting in surgery, opening his asshole; the surgery failed; now GabeN is forced to extrete his feces through his mouth.
I wish to buy a Ninja 250 in Uni., then buy a Cbr600rr after I finish college.
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Granted. Except this particular Ninja 250 is a Skynet Ninja 250 series killer cyborg ninja that's coming after you. And the Cbr600rr later on is a second attempt using a killer cyborg running bird as that turns out to be an abbreviation of "Cyborg 600 Road Runner".
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Drat. forgot that.
I wish I had an extra-large hamburger.
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Granted. The hamburger was from Mcdonads, GabeN was working there because he was bored of making Half-Life 3. He felt like he needed to excrete feces while making your hamburger. Due to his surgery he excreted his feces out of his mouth right where the meat should be. It looked brown so he gave it to you. You then ate the feces in the burger, this causes you to go into cardiac arrest and almost die. Luckily you survived, but then later found out you had mouth cancer due to the feces.
I wish that my Spanish teacher would be less strict.
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Granted, lenient teachers don't know how to control crowds of unruly children well.
I wish I had a cake the size of a house.
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I fondly recall reading (And laughing my ass off at) countless "Make a Wish, Have it Corrupted" forums and comments on a now-possibly-obscure site called Neoseeker when I was younger. Well, it's been 10 years, so it's time to corrupt some wishes! :trollface:
For those who don't know, how "Make a Wish, Have it Corrupted works" is that one user makes a wish, and another user corrupts that wish however they want. Then that user makes a wish, and another user corrupts it, rinse and repeat infinitely. For example:
User 1: "I wish for a gift copy of GTA V."
User 2: "Granted, it got revoked from your account by the glorious god we worship known only as Gaben 7 days later. I wish for a new Windows 7 desktop."
I would say you could wish for anything/corrupt wishes in whatever way you'd like, but since Steamtrades has guidelines, anything involving piracy, pornography, personal info, referral links, and link shorteners will not be tolerated - Comments that mention any of these topics will be promptly deleted. Aside from being sure to use prefixes for NSFW images, videos, or links, as well as using spoiler tags for spoilers in games or other media, everything else is fair game, so let's corrupt some wishes! (Steamtrades guidelines found here: http://www.steamgifts.com/about/guidelines)
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