Dear SG Jesus

And the lord said 'Crossbourne my child, it is my will for you to gift the undeserving masses incredible things. It may seem pointless at the start, but the lives you will have touched will know no bounds. Do you accept this task?' and Crossbourne, he looked CG in the eyes and said 'Yes.' It is through our very own SG Jesus that we are gifted such wondrous things, and i for one wished to take it further than a mere thank you this one time. Your contributions to a sometimes unappreciative community have helped keep that little light in my heart that keeps it warm burning just a little brighter. Thanks for all the damn games you crazy bastard.

And the lord sayith 'I wish for a world that men of kindness could meet and distribute entertainment at no cost to the user. A world where from Bad Rats to Skyrim, thanks would be heard booming from the masses. A world of gifts. I will create this world, and i will have followers of the divine working to keep this wonderful world working smoothly.' and so SG came to be by the hand of our benevolent CG. Thanks to you, too, good sir, for this site.

(I'd thank others but crossbourne's name just makes it easy for me to write a story about, bourne of the cross, jesus, under the will of god, CG. SG Jesus and Crossbourne's God or CG.)

Spoilers, i'm half asleep and i have no idea and take no responsibility for my actions. <_<