Have two Red Orchestra guest passes in my inventory. The two best Futurama quotes each get one. Will pick two winners tomorrow when I get into work. Try not to copy from IMDB/wikiquote etc please.

Good luck.

EDIT: katatat and Pnt3ra are the winners. Friend requests sent to ye. Accept and I'll send ye the passes.

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Bite my shiny metal ass and/or Shut up and take my money!

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You can pick a best Futurama quote?

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My godly powers do extend that far...it will strain them though. If I can't decide, I'll just pick random ones.

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Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out. Maniacal laugh.

I don't need the guest pass.
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Hermes: I'm going to go home and relax the traditional Jamaican way, a glass of warm milk and a good nights sleep.
Fry: Your Jamaican? I though you were some kind of outerspace potato man!

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FTW

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Et mon cul, c'est du teflon ? (it's the french equivalent of bit my shiny metal ass said by bender in the french version). Btw not in need of the pass

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I had snu snu. -Zapp Brannigan.

(snoo snoo or snu snu?)
:D

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Guest Passes are not Allowed!

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I have no strong feelings one way or another!

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If i die, tell my wife I said hello XD

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Zapp Brannigan: The alien mother-ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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Hello.
Hi.
I WON?!

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Oh your God!

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Bender, "Give me the money or your not getting in, get out of the way."
Bender, "Tehehehehe SUCKERS!"
Bender, "Kiss my shiny ***"
"What's half full and half empty."

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"I'm going to remind him of his humanity like only a woman can"
"you're going to do his laundry?"

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❍ Fry: "What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr.
Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does."

Zoidberg: "Damn right!"

Fry: "And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot."

Professor: "Ohhhea."

Fry: "Hermes is a rastafarian accountant."

Hermes: "Tally me banana!"

Fry: "Amy's a klutz from Mars!"

Amy: (crash) "s'ploops!"

Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."

Fry: "I already did! So Leela - do you wanna be like us, or do you wanna be like Adelai...with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever."

❍ "Put Your Head on my Shoulders..."

Hookerbot: "Bender, honey, we love you!"

Bender: "Shut up, baby!I know it!"

❍ Amy: "That means someone you know has died!"

Bender: "I hope it was one of my enemies. Those guys suck!"

❍ Fry: "You're putting on an awful lot of makeup."

Amy: "This is deoderant!"

Fry: "What does it do?"

❍ Slurm Tour Guide: "..You'll have to wait until your partying with Slurms Mackenzie"

Fry: "When will that be?"

Slurm Tour Guide: "Soon enough"

Fry: "Thats not soon enough!"

❍ Slurm Tour Guide: "There will be no further questions"

Fry: "Why?"

❍ Zoidberg: "And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and i found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon in it."

Zoidberg moves his mouth tentacles as if he is licking his lips.

Zoidberg: "Pretty good story, huh Hermes?"

Hermes: "Stick to someone else ya crusty barnacle!"

❍ Fry: gasp "Some Bart Simpson dolls!"

Bart Doll: "Eat my shorts!"

Bender: "Ok! Mmm...shorts."

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“I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.”

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WoopWoopWoopWoop
Need I say more?

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Winners picked in OP...so many quotes missed ;_;

Mom: "The new eyePhone is wonderful. I use it to check recipes and send threatening emails to unauthorised third-party app developers."

Zapp: "The best way to a woman's heart is through her parents. Sleep with them and you're in!"

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thanks man (:

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Closed 12 years ago by centurion19.