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you use LSD ?

MINI goddammit! You are our only hope! D:

What the holy jesus fuck did I just read.

Just keep outrunning the gnomes. Then the carbonated cheesecake market will remain stable.

Yes, but only with lots of ketchup.

Micro! Its less encumbering. NOW RUN or prepare to fight!!

Batman

Dafuq?

In other news, thanks for Skyrimz.

Just don't eat the purple cookie... I repeat, don't eat that damn cookie.

Well, President Roosevelt became one through his amazing work in Black Ops after jumping on the rainbow train to the Crystal Junction. He chose Xtra Mini. Just a tip for you.

(LOL!)

The answer is 42, it's always 42!

Mini!!!! :D

The subject of the ancients has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Advancments in the ancients can be linked to many areas. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably the ancients is often misunderstood by the aristocracy, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, the ancients helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than the ancients, and I mean nothing. To put it simply, people like the ancients.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the Inter-Spam model of economics.

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The statistics make it clear that the ancients is a major market factor. Clearly inflation plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

To quote jazz singer Odysseus Woodpecker 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of the ancients until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then the ancients makes a good case for being the icing.
Why did the ancients cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that the ancients doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, the ancients may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It brings peace, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and is a joy to behold.

I will leave the last word to the famous Denzel Spielberg: 'I love the ancients? Yes! Hurray for the ancients!' [3]

[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] My the ancients! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

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Super glue USB to hand and now you are part of a USB

Mini

You will need a G.E.C.K. in order to survive, and a Water Chip. But don't trust the Overseer, something is not right with him... he rapes children.

Habba Babba

Th3 way must only b3 r3v3aled to yours3lf from within...be warn3d though! the s3cr3t may also l3ad you into a spiral of madn3ss, I cannot say more oth3r th3n Tesla told us how very discr33tly.

"If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration"

I've given you the base number we're in rite now...but the column is starting to expand daily to protect us from the ancients! I've taken great risk in leaving the hints & will disavow anything preceding to protect the rest of us here.

First you should turn into a Super Saiyajin 4.

There's something really distracting here. On the one hand... Oh... no, nevermind. Maybe if it's listed out: A) New York, forget about the second one, but C) Austin. Perhaps this is the wrong way to go about it though. Something tells me i've strayed way off the beaten path.

You'll need a potato, a pinguin head and some shampoo.

Rainbow Dash don't take drugs anymore, or you will be 20% worser