Fuck, that actually made me chuckle. In real life. Like, that hardly happens. Usually it's just one of those insipid internal monologue laughs or guffaws, but to actually express breath and depress my mandible to let loose an audible noise that portrays laughter? That's rare, my friend.
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sadly my ex took the dildo away from me
what i mean...mmmm
the fapping made me actually not fap to be truthfull.
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Less than 4 hours ago.
This is for science, right?
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Hmm. Hard to answer that really. I could be honest and say i'm still doing it right now while typing with one hand. or tell you all that i just smacked my naughty bits on the keyboard hoping it would make comprehensible sentences. Whichever fits.
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aim stil dioing it, iam usign my rithg hand for wirtingg... yay :D
srroy my bda writitgn, u nkow...
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all the time.it a shame they are out of stock in the shops lately.am expecting deliveries next week.naughty bits chips is awesome
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I touched my naughty bits 10 minutes ago. Well, you kind of have to if you're a guy and need to take a pee, don't want to spray all over the bathroom after all...
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Its been awhile. Maybe i should pull'em out dust'em off and pull the cob webs off.
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Oh i cant forget the bats that perch underneath them either. They'll have to go too.
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bits??
we are not all wee men with bits
what if you have let say huge bits?
am i the only one that finds this a little creepy i bet this person is waiting for replies to spam you with bit parts
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I'm just giving the people what they want. Don't shoot the messenger.
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