Alright so I had this insane thought on how to solve SG's problems.

Steamgifts affiliates itself with a mail order bride website and the top ten contributors are then entered into a raffle each month. The winner receives a free mail order bride! It's genius! You'd be further developing your relationship with the russian people and helping us foreveralone people out too!

Also hats.

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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW BRIDE

13 years ago
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THIS BRIDE FOR DEMO

13 years ago
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When can I try her?

13 years ago
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lol

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Unfortunately, it was just announced that what was released recently is only the dev version of the bride.

The noclip feature should let for some kinky things to happen though ;3

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NOTE: This bride is currently an evaluation version and will turn against you in 90 days. To register, please enter your credit card number here:

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And insert your credit score to see if you qualify!


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GENIUS.

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Couldn't the top gifters afford to just buy themselves a mail order bride? Nice try though.

Keep thinking, there's gotta be something we can do to reward those kind fellas.

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lolz i luv it

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Only problem is there will soon be no brides left for anyone else. Torian will have a million wives. Lots of lonely men, one very happy Torian.

Also, what if the top giver is female???

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Female
giver

CHOOSE ONE

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we do exist you know.....

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^^

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It's ironic that the male Torian has the most feminine avatar in this thread. :P

13 years ago
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I'm only playing with yah <3 Many of my ex's were gamergirls

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Gosh, I can only hope that the rest of them weren't gamerboys. :P

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Oddly enough I've only once dated a guy that had even the slightest interest in games.
Apparently I'm subconsciously interested in ppl that hate games :P

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I had this idea a long time ago. Bridegifts.com.

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I foresee fake bride giveaways. That brides not a woman...

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LOL... new giveaway for Svelka, slightly used 19yo russian bride.

13 years ago
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Torian I no long hate you

You made me laugh

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Closed 13 years ago by Torian.