i bye car, start driving, it all time breaks down and sometimes i have to use taxi and bus
when car stuck absolutely (some problem with my engine, it dont start) i come to сustomer service and get banned all over the world. Reason of ban was preaty simple: i got stickers on back dor (1 millon kilometer and Turbo) but on my odometer was only 15 000 car mileage, and my car dont have any turbo
when i try to use uncertified repair shop they judge me to. They even tell me that my sticker powers up my car +25HP and +50MPH top speed. Its not fair, coz people bye top equipment cars, pay much more money than my stickers. And i m also cheater. They say me one more interesting thing: this car is not my, i only rent it from developer.
one of drivers who drives Bugatti say that i m a peece of shit, coz i m driving Volvo
i m still using bus and dont know how to fix my car

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Not sure if metaphor...

Probably metaphor.

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no its not

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are you Konrad?

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Sorry - cant help you.
Also this is steamgifts. We know nothing about car maintenance.

I think you should post this thread on volvo site :)

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Some of us do, but I'm not sure if this is a joke or not ^^

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Since when do cars have health points and magic points?

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i dont know, i think before stickers is only stickers. But in servise say that this stickers gives me more HP and up my top speed

i m also have dolby digital sticker, but dont have even radio in car

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You shoud read manual/rules before using car and using some illegal stickers.
That's your own fault.

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1+

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License plates are not just stickers.
Faking them is illegal.

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Put a Mul-T-Lock sticker. Reduces chance of your car being stolen by 99%, apart from giving +50 N-m of torque and 1 second quicker 0-60 times.

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i try to put Mul-T-Lock sticker and after that i cant open it by my own key. I have to delete this sticker

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Then I don't know how to help you, sorry.

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Since forever.. HP means HorsePower, MP means MoosePower..

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I am not sure this is serious..

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I was going to say thanks for the hidden train, but i think it will miss it's goal.

Think he posted before here with some weird stuff.

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Don't let them get to you, stickers are great. They are just jealous.

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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+1

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Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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+1

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That reply was 4 months late!

PS: Sup?

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I only replied cause someone bumped the thread :p

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Thanks for Skyrim achievements.

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Lol .... this again.

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he just want to make sure... if everyone noticed him

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and BL him :p

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Yeah, he really wants that BL...

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whats wrong with my car ?

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It's a Volvo.

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Problem solved.

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no he need to put another brand sticker to fix the problem

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its payday 2 lmao ( my idea or there were many references on your previous thread ? xD)

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discussing of payday is in another topic

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Wat

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Wat wat in the butt

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You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

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Do you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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why don't you put a ''fixed'' sticker on it to repair it ??? put one everywhere the problem occur

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How old is the car? What's the model? 15000 km is very low for a used automobile. And yes, turbo is a problem, most insurance companies and auto clubs despise it.

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there was sticker Volvo, real brand is BMW, maybe GMC, i dont know

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I bought a car, started driving, but it is constantly stopping on me.
I brought it to a service who found out I had additional aftermarket sport modification on the engine without a permit that shows I applied for these modifications, so they refused to service my car.

If you want to use a metaphor, at least use a proper one.

On the other hand, I have good news for you: you will gett very, very, very rich once you start your carrier as a politician. These levels of blame-shifting and handwashing is a rare quality even in many right-wing conservatives.
And I mean it. With your attitude towards trying to talk yourself out of situations with such a straight face, you should have a great carrier in politics.

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i come to сustomer service and get banned all over the world.

You get banned a lot it seems, if it isn't on Steam it's in real life.

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As long as you don't cheat the volvo ahievements you'll be fine.

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but they say my turbo sticker is cheating and illegal

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lolwut

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you really like to push people's buttons...

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its some kind of idiomatic expression?

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yes

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can u explain ? coz i cant translate it

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I like you! But your car sucks.

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i like u2 especially Bono

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Bono? Whos that? Ur secret lover?

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rly? u dont know Bono???? u live in deep forest ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFjcd_d2PhY

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Actually...Yes, Im.
Sorry Im more into Indie, alternative and rock

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Maybe Your car has banned You ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u think its overdosed by stickers ?

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Ban this nerd already, enough is enough...

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be a men, stop crying

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Take the discussion in your main thread and stop create new ones.
You may think what you want, go get your daily fix of SAM instead :)

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Do not worry guys, I got this!

i farewell cat, stop dining, it all time purrs down and sometimes i have to use taxes and bushes
when cat stuck absolutely (same problem with my emoji, i dont smart) i come to customs service and get googled all over the world. Reason of cat was preachy sample: i got sicker on back dorm (1 melon cured me and Turbo ) but on my odd-meter was only 15 000, not 9 000+, and my cat dont have any turbo
when i try to use uncertain pairing shop they judge me to stay in hogwarts. They even tell me that my sick powers up my cat +25 Hufflepuff Points and +50MehPerHour top seed. Its not far, coz people farewell! top equipment cats pay much more money for my seeker. And i mc donald also cheater - never had a farm. They says me one more interesting thing: this cat is not my, i only belong to the cat.
one of rivers who raves Buttmobile say that i m a peece of shit, coz i m loving Valve.
i m still using bushes and dont know how to fix my cat.

You I are we cat fix turbo. Sicker dorm! Hufflepuff meh. Bushes and taxes meh. Pace the Piece of Peace, please and appease peas, piss and then cat pass. Emoji starts. Everything you good.

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