Do you take Steam business far too seriously? Would you sell your Grandmother for $0.20?

You can have my grandmother for $0.15 if you'd like.

I'd go for 0.14

I do take TF2 business far too seriously. Well, I did. I sold everything and got some money atm. Now, no, i don't take Steam cards business too far. I actually played the games to get the cards, did not idle all that stuff, also, I did sell some cards, but bought others to complete my Don't starve badge.

Well my grandmothers are ashes now, so I'm not sure if people would like to buy my dead people dust. I could always try to pass it off as a new Kool Aid mix. Not too sure how good it'll taste, though.

I will buy someone's grandma for .10, as long as shes still up and running when I have kids she would be the greatest to watch over them.. now seriously.. don't you dare give me a beta access

I love that if I'd have titled this thread "Steam Trading Card Beta Access Invites" I'd have about 100 magical leeches from nowhere, forum lurkers I've never heard of before, begging me for free shit.

As it is, I get a thread full of people with a twisted sense of humour who want nothing from me beyond the opportunity to make a sick joke. I'm not sure if the sudden mass of invites from Steam has devalued things somewhat, or if my thread title and attitude just makes me that unapproachable, but I like it. :)

did you hear about that grandma who gave birth to a baby

imagine, a 1 year old that you have to call your auntie

of course i'm selling, why would i want that i'm not masochistic take it for 2p and whipped cream cake*

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You being a git and all makes me gitty, we should git to gitter and git it on.

You feel me?

O_O

I play the games I usually play and get cards, then I sell the cards. I don't leave my computer on or anything. And sometimes for games like half-life 2 it's an excuse to revisit the game.

I'd like to rent one or two from you, I have some boring achievements to do so I could use extra manpower. Two 12 hours shifts should get 100% in Torchlight in no time.

STOP DOING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

XD Mercer, I really understand what you're saying. You have a great sense of humor and I agree that things get taken too far.

So what's the TIV for gently used grandmas? I have a few that fell off a truck.

I'm not planning to get into this card thing. Regarding grandma, if you're willing to dig her up yourself and deal with the consequences of that, then you're welcome to her. I'd prefer to get more than $0.20 for her, but it's up to you. A copy of Bioshock Infinite would be a fair trade I think.

For a Burning TC.

No way I'd sell my grandma. Not with all her Delicous cooking!

Of course not.

you can have my grandma for 0.1$

heck i might give you 0.1$ for taking her :P

Reminds me of this

Aw man, you're only level 1 and you haven't got any other badges.

I trade the invites for games.

Say what???
Second part of that title felt uncalled for ._.

what would you do with my grandmother???

how... dare you