Flash Train [lvl+1]

Thanks, I don't know any jokes so I hope this is ok.

What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?
A Nintendo Yes

Whoosh

Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel hanging from his crotch. Bartender says, what the hell is that? Pirate says, I dunno, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!

There were two hunters in the woods who find a large hole in the ground. They shine lights in it and can't see the bottom. They decide to drop a rock down but they cannot hear it hit. They realize it is incredibly deep so they start to look around for something bigger to drop down it. They find an old railroad tie so they lift it up and barely manage to hoist it into the hole. A few seconds later, they hear this loud sound of something tearing through the woods, quickly approaching them. Alarmed, they look up and see a goat running right for them at, what has to be, over 60MPH and go right into the hole. As they recover from the shock of what just happened, they hear a distant voice yelling for "Billy". A man approaches them and asks "have either of you seen my goat?" They tell him about what just happened, and he informs them "that couldn't have been my goat, my goat is chained to a railroad tie over there."

Thanks, bump. ^^ Unfortunately I don't really know any good jokes pfft.

Thanks for the train

Why was Tiger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
(Bump!)

Look in the mirror.

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Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who robbed a bank and got away? He's a small medium at large.

Bump

Diabetes runs in your family because no one runs in your family!

I love racist jokes and black humor. It's the best!

i like it fast and then slow.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is very very bad, but it's just a thing I found a few seconds ago

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fast is good

:3

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