The ocean pun thread

ohmygodthisthread why?

I sea what you did there!

That joke must be the finnacle of your creation. Let minnow if you think of anything better, because something dolphinately needs to be done about these horrible puns.

Also, I must thank you, I never get the oppur-tuna-ty to feel so gill-ty for making these puns on porpoise.

I wait with baited breath for your reply.

I think we need serious kelp

These are some brill-iant puns, man. You are fin-tastic. I mean, off the scale. However, this is getting a bit too far, we might need to clam up, ya know?

I don't quite sea what you mean. I'm not doing anything on porpoise. But i know what your doing! don't you give me that line! Your just fishing for compliments! But your a little lake to be joining in! But what is streaming through your head? Water you thinking about all the time! But that's ok. I'm glad your on board! Why are we doing this? For the halibut. But i think i might be done soon. I have a haddock.

Hmm... I see where you copied these puns. :P