Don't show her that song :D

5 hours now...So it's been 2 hours since the date started. Either it's still going on or it flopped. Either way, I demand an update.

Part of me wants you to be happy.

The other part is still bitter about my recently failed relationship and I want happiness to present itself to you, smile, then hit you in the face with a brick.

Yeah. Bitter.

Hope it went well!

Pro tip: Don't rape her :/

Don't forget if she is ugly it still counts, Any hole is a goal ;)

Tell her that your mates in the internet told ya that its normal to be nervous.

Just be yourself, if her/him accepted that mean something already. oh and be a gentleman! (unless she/he's not that kind of girl/guy).

7 hours dating.. how was it?

I hope it went well! :)

calm the fuck down! :)) and be yourself. jeeeez :D

Edit: oh wow, i'm only late by several hours apparently xD

Touch her boobs!, it will be your only date anyway..