If you were alone, in a big open place, right before the sunset, and someone is running in your direction (you are the objetive) completely naked, but you can't outrun the person, what would you do:

1) If it was a man?
2) If it was a woman?
3) If you can see a flaming desire to hug in the other person's face?
4) If the person have a horse mask on?

(You don't need to say what would you do in these 4 scenarios, but say what would you do on 3) and/or 4), they are cool)

The big open place leads to 3 other places: A forest with lots of bushes and a few trees (not big enough to hide behind); A strange crater full of little pointy rocks on the ground and some medium-sized rocks (that go up to your waist only); Your house, with all your family inside (don't forget that the naked person can hug anyone he/she encounters). You can continue running, if you want.

Just curious, and don't ask me how I managed to think of this right before going to sleep :|

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Are they from the future? In that case, i would get the hell outta there using any means possible. I ain't messing with no terminators

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I would call the shariah police

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1) bend over
2) bend over
3) bend over
4) run

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I would react with "oh, that's a nude person", step aside and continue on my way. If it was a woman I'd watch for awhile. Either way it wouldn't surprise me or be strange in any way.

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1) weee
2) start fucking
3) start fucking even more
4) crying

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Take out a pair of scissors. Works in most scenarios too.

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1,2,3) Engage the good ol' rape face
4)Run, then, call the cops, the militia, the terrorists, the politicians, the media, the internet, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the SIDE, the UnLaM, the SOAD; call everyone

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High fives.

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Closed 10 years ago by Agmeuz.