Horrid Henry contest over, submissions are in!

Extended, ya the servers sure picked a good time to crash lol

Ya you are still good no worries

Added you few minutes ago \o/

I gave away all my copies already :(

And I wouldnt recommend anyone buy the game for $6 lol

Mine is 4h0m. Btw, can we retry or is it a final time?
EDIT: Nevermind, I can't log in to Steam anyway for some reason.

Oh, I'm so sorry...
About to start.
Finished.
But I feel with you! I can still hear his "nananana"...

When I first read about Horrid Henry I couldn't believe it is as bad as everyone claimed. Now I know it is even worse.
Seriously, this game is an insult to the player's intelligence. I assume even the smallest kids feel ashamed about it. On the Steam Store page it says there's wide choice of special skills and equipment that aids you with pulling tricks and playing jokes - I expected something similar to Bully (although I haven't played this one myself). What you get is pretty much nothing, 8 chapters of total equality. Each has five missions (plus a bonus level; don't know what these are about, though), and every mission is the almost same in each chapter. You have to find/collect something, collect some more and bring it to a target location or gather enough goo to kill some "monsters".
Apropos locations and goo: The whole game takes place at two scenes, your house and the garden as well as the school and the nearby park which you visit again and again (at least that helps you finding all the stuff faster). At the end you always use your goo to fight off the strange neighbor girl in an epic battle. You just spray her face with it for a few minutes until she leaves (after all she's just the normal gal next-door). And shooting this goo is also everything you can do in this game. There are no other abilities and no gear at all. Your enemies to beat are pigeons flying through your room or skateboards popping up out of nowhere. The only variety consists in what you have to pick up: white pants this time, red ones next time.
The single moment of fun was the end - for the sake of itself and the fact that Henry did not really get what he wanted as he's a character you just have to hate. I won't reveal the thrilling story in case you still want to play the game. However, if you do, make sure to mute the sound (you cannot turn it off in the game menu) and turn on some hate music.
Then enjoy this gem in magnificent 640*480 pixels.

Good lord. XD

Your insane, or at least you must be after playing that game for almost 9 hours.

The only glitches that occured to me were game crashing and invisible platforms (I have a screenshot of it somewhere). Seriously, my first playthrough of it was 4h. In that time you realise what optimal paths to take and where to search. And skipping cutscenes helps.