Intro

I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that heretics humans (and their mutation - bears) are a hateful race, even to those who are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Clowns, can give you peasants a heart attack with just one fart.
Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and myself as "President of the Multiverse™".

But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.
Here is a some good evidence of why Bears shouldn't be the new master race.


Convinced? [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
Clowns > Homo Sapiens > Homo Erectus > Australopithecus > Bears


Additionally, Clowns have music to which you can conquer the Universe(s)! (After our approval, of course.)

Click!

Click!

Click!


Did Bear say something about a girlfriend?

9 years ago*

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Clowns or bears?

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Clowns
Definitely Clowns
Lol bears are fat
berz dunt evn grill huehueheuheuheu rekt 420noscope headshot

I have some doubt ..

if confronted in combat these ones:
clowns

and these:
bear

Is not likely to end so?
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DAMN RIGHT

9 years ago
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P.T. Barnum has said it long time ago: "there's one born every minute", don't you know?
Some make us laugh some make us cry;
these clowns are only gonna make you die!

Killer clowns from outerspace!

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I don't have a cat :(

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sad clown panda

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I use clowns to dispose of my leftover cheerleaders. They can't stay in my crawlspace forever (despite what I tell them).

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I like the way you think.

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Brilliant.

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Ya wanna talk to Vladimir mate?

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What the hell is master race? I read about it here on forum but got no idea and was too afraid to ask :<

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It's the race of Presidents.

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And the ultimate winner is...? :d

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Clowns, of course.

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I'd say potatoes but I don't want to destroy master plan :D

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We all love potatoes but they're just our support.

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Potato>all

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No>You.

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So beautiful! ಥ‿ಥ

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Bump? Bump!

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Again? Again!

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Closed 9 years ago by Cl0wn.